We get it: not everyone was born to park. Some couldn’t do it to save their lives. But the reality is that sooner or later that car will stop and that driver will have to face a proportionate amount of flak based on how well their car obeys the parking laws.
But not everyone parks with a guilty or rightful conscience. Not everyone has one. In fact, some have a flat-out arrogant approach to driving. And so it is up to heroes who don’t wear capes to make things right—to correct the parking mistakes of people whose role went to their heads to a degree where they thought they’re above the law and so parking doesn’t matter.
It does.
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And then it’s amusing to see how the jerk driver gets a dose of malicious compliance when they could just knock it off and not use handicap spots to park haphazardly
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All the Redditor had to do to ensure parking lot peace was to maliciously comply with the cash courier’s boss’ order to “handle it themselves”. And so the parking police did
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The story goes that OP is a dispensary employee. Regularly, this one cash courier would come over in his armored delivery truck to balance some legal tender for security reasons. All would have been fine if not for his obnoxious parking habits—he would park across several handicap spots, hogging them from the clientele who actually need them. And the dispensary gets quite a few.
And so comes the fateful day when the courier comes around and parks in his old ways—as if henever touched a coloring book. However, OP has made sure that the proper authorities are called to action and the problem is dealt with. And so it happened—the parking enforcement people show up and slap 5 infractions on theparky parkinson.
Incidentally, that company wasn’t around for long to service the dispensary. Probably not due to this, but OP hopes that they at least felt a teeny-tiny bit of shame for this.
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Besides that, folks were discussing the issue in several ways. On the one hand, one commenter pointed out that unless a company has a monopoly, it is not wise to be a jerk to customers. Let alone ones who are skilled in malicious compliance.
Others inquired about whether the police could be involved in this matter. OP had doubts as the parking lot OP was in was a public parking location that fell under municipal jurisdiction. They also pointed out that the signs and marking in, say, private parking lots are even worse as these aresuggestions.
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But poor and improper parking can get drivers into trouble too. Things like illegal parkingcausetraffic jams: if a car is crooked or sticks out into traffic, this forces other folks in traffic to adjust and compensate at the expense of smooth traffic flow. Needless to say, it often reduces the amount of optimal parking space and one absentminded driver could also lead to a traffic accident this way.
There have also been incidentsregarding emergency services not being able to smoothly navigate the streets with how poorly some folks park. In 2021, in the city of Cornwall, there was one day where over 300 parking tickets were issued just because the drivers parked inconsiderately. Sure, it’s great for the municipal budget, but if you have a fire truck trying to pass, this might mean poor response time and a possible scratch or bend on your car.Park responsibly, folks!
Oh, and one last nuance: next time you park, remember that towing your car will not only cause you to have to deal with all of the logistics of getting it back, but it might also cost youanywhere from $100 to $1,000(or even more) depending on why, where from and who towed the vehicle. This is besides paying all the improper parking fines. Again, great for boosting the economy, not good for your wallet.Park responsibly.
But what are your thoughts on any of this? How would you have gone about solving this? Let us know and share your parking stories in the comment section below!
Folks applauded the Redditor for their textbook malicious compliance, with the post garnering nearly 10K upvotes
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