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Im with the boomers on this one, f**k your QR code. Bring me a paper menu
Social media has been one of the most damaging things to ever happen to our societies mental health.
Burgers should be wider not taller, if you need to put a skewer through it its no longer a burger its a keebab.
Butter is superior to margarine.
F**k daylight savings time
Talking on speaker phone in public is not necessary
Toilet paper rolls over, not under.
I will consistently, persistently, and always use the Oxford F*****g Comma.
If you’re going to serve room temp bread at a restaurant, don’t serve me ice cold butter. Warm one of the two things up
It is not impolite to correct someone who is spreading misinformation, regardless of whether they’re lying or just plain incorrect.
(Able) People who don’t return their shopping carts are s****y people.
If someone is behind me, I will always throw my arm back and hold the door. The amount of times people just let it shut in my face has me irate.
It’s “I couldn’t care less”, not “I could care less”! If you could care less then you care!
Cut the god damn tails off my shrimp before putting it in pasta, I don’t care what the French say.
Every single time someone posts a picture or article about Istanbul, I comment “not Constantinople.” I will usually get downvoted to hell for it, but I think it’s hilarious. So I’ll die on that hill.
A couple means 2, a few is more than 2. There is no debating this.
There/their/they’re, your/you’re.
Tipping for carryout is the biggest scam in restaurant history.
Burgers come WITH fries. Stop trying to charge me an extra $7 for 1/4 of a potato’s worth of shoestring fries that get cold before they even reach the plate just because you put truffle oil or some other b******t on them.
Utensils need to be at the END of a buffet.So many places put them at the beginning of a buffet. You don’t know what utensils you’ll need yet and then you have to carry them around the whole time. Madness.
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Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable.“An everyday walk in the park” vs “I walk in the park every day.”
EXpresso is not a f*****g word
People need to stop bringing animals into the grocery store. No Brenda, your s**t-bull mix that lunges at everything isn’t a service animal.
Leaving time left on a communal microwave means you’re a bad person.
Its okay not to tip at Starbucks.
It’s just ‘PIN’ not ‘PIN Number’.
“Two piece” dresses are not dresses.
Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the xbox 360 sensor buttons)
Halloween decorations that are animal skeletons shouldn’t have ears! Ears aren’t bone!
Typing Like This Will Make Me Stop Respecting You Instantly.
How do people confuse lose with loose?
If the automatic door does not open fast enough for me not to break stride, it is broken!
I never need a receipt bigger than 3 inches
If I had to pay for sauce I better have sauce in the bag.
You can’t use “exponential” to describe every large increase, especially if you’re only looking at two data points.
If I order a chicken sandwich and you give me two pieces of bread with chunks of chicken, a 1/4 cup of mustard and raisins in it I’m out. You’re dead to me, your cafe is dead to me. That is not a sandwich, it’s a disappointment.
Bees have 6 legs! (My school mascot is a bee, and every representation I see has only 4 legs.)
It’s pronounced GIF
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