My older daughters, 10-year-old twins, have a secret - at night, when they are already in bed, they pretend to be asleep until my wife and I “supposedly” fall asleep too, and then tell each other made-up scary stories. We don’t mind. Firstly, they fall asleep after about 20 minutes of such stories. Secondly, children’s secrets are so cute and amusing!And so, parents in thisonline threadon the AskReddit community also share similar secrets of their children - which they, as the kids themselves presume, have no idea about. AndBored Panda, in turn, makes a selection of the most interesting and touching stories from this thread for you.More info:RedditThis post may includeaffiliate links.
My older daughters, 10-year-old twins, have a secret - at night, when they are already in bed, they pretend to be asleep until my wife and I “supposedly” fall asleep too, and then tell each other made-up scary stories. We don’t mind. Firstly, they fall asleep after about 20 minutes of such stories. Secondly, children’s secrets are so cute and amusing!
And so, parents in thisonline threadon the AskReddit community also share similar secrets of their children - which they, as the kids themselves presume, have no idea about. AndBored Panda, in turn, makes a selection of the most interesting and touching stories from this thread for you.
More info:Reddit
This post may includeaffiliate links.
I was talking to my dad about getting away with stuff when I was a kid and said, “You never knew that I would stay up reading every night with my flashlight”.He got an amused look on his face and responded, “You did that for years and never changed the batteries in that flashlight did you?“That’s when I realized he knew and was encouraging it the whole time.
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It’s not that we parents are ratting our kids out regarding their secrets - in fact, most of the stories told here are about secret stashes ofsweets, late-night trips to the fridge, or just cute, clumsy attempts to hide some mischief. How right is it to not letour kidsknow that we know about the secrets they hide so desperately?
My nephew lied as a kid but my mother knew and called him on it. He asked how she knew (I think she actually saw him do whatever it was wrong without him realising) she said his third eye on his forehead winked when he lied.For about 2 years afterwards, whenever he lied he would do it with one hand over his forehead. So we always knew. It was great.
My five year old sneaks into his 18 month old brother’s bed every night. He thinks he’s being sneaky, but I hear him crawl back into his own bed when I get up at 5am. It keeps both of them calm because our neighbors are loud and scare them often.
Mine is still little enough to be very, very bad at hiding things. The other day he asked for a toffee. I said no. He went and got a toffee from the kitchen counter, ‘hid’ under the kitchen table, loudly unwrapped it, and when I still didn’t react, he said ‘I’m eating a toffee!’ 😆.
“Some parents are sensitive to their children having such secrets, perceiving it as almost a betrayal. This is actually wrong,” says Irina Matveeva, apsychologistand certified NLP specialist, whomBored Pandaasked for a comment here. “And in fact, this is connected precisely with the development ofchildrenas independent individuals.““After all, weadultsmay consider such secrets a mere trifle, but for little ones it can be almost the most important secret in their lives. And the fact that they will not be caught committing this or that prank is actually important for their further self-confidence.”
“Some parents are sensitive to their children having such secrets, perceiving it as almost a betrayal. This is actually wrong,” says Irina Matveeva, apsychologistand certified NLP specialist, whomBored Pandaasked for a comment here. “And in fact, this is connected precisely with the development ofchildrenas independent individuals.”
“After all, weadultsmay consider such secrets a mere trifle, but for little ones it can be almost the most important secret in their lives. And the fact that they will not be caught committing this or that prank is actually important for their further self-confidence.”
My 5 year old daughter has a stash of snacks inside of a cat tree. The cats usually end up dragging them out and then I overhear her scolding the cats.I let this go on because 1) it’s hilarious, and 2) it’s nothing I haven’t already given her. .
My kids sneak food from the pantry after they go to bed. I always know because they forget to turn the light off. Every. Damn. Time. I refuse to let them know what their tell is.
My 7 year old keeps telling me she needs snacks for class and is selling them to the Jr. High kids on the bus.She has made almost 60 bucks.Her brother ratted her out.
My niece (4 yo) wrote her brothers name on the wall and claimed he did it. Her brother was not even a year old yet.
My daughter thinks she “gets away” with reading when she should be asleep. The fact that I have such a large book expenditure each month is also a dead give away.
As for the stories about these secrets online - well, if everything stays just at the username level, then it can hardly be a real disclosure, right? After all, I think almost all kids have similar secrets - so your little one’s attempt to hide the fact that they pooped somewhere outside the potty is not at all unique. Although it’s alwaysfunny. And stinky.
My 2 year old tries to hide a car behind his back when I put him to bed. I pretend not to see it until he gets in the crib and go “ooooohh you got me soooo good! You tricked daddy!” Then I tickle him which causes him to drop the car, I take it and hide it. Then I continue to play with him for a minute until he forgets about the car.
He likes to read my journal.I’m an avid writer and keep several, including my laptop.It honestly makes me laugh because no one, since my little sister eons ago, has expressed such interest in what I write.What he doesn’t know is that the one on my laptop is my real one, and it’s password protected. The ones I leave on my bookshelf and office are the ones that are “safe” for him to read.It tickles me to question him about stuff he shouldn’t know but knows because he read it in my journal.“Son, how do you know your Aunt and I are planning a trip next weekend?“Deer caught in headlights look.“I must have overheard you two talking…““Hmmm…”.
That my 20 year old son is gay. I wish he would just come out and admit it so we can stop pretending we don’t know.
So, our dear readers, please feel free to scroll this whole selection, read the stories carefully shared here for you, and maybe add your own, in case you too have this incredibly happy burden of parenthood on your shoulders! After all, sharing this burden with someone else makes it easier to bear, doesn’t it?
That she pooped. Lady, I can smell your dirty diaper from across the room.
I know that my 10 year old writes long letters professing his love to a girl in his class but never gives them to her and throws them in the trash.
My kids read in bed at night after bed time. They thought they were so clever buying book lights with their Christmas money.
Not a parent, but when we were kids and one of us was sick, my parents would give us those disgusting purple Tylenol flu pills that you had to chew. My little sister would fake taking them and then stash them under the couch. Our house got flooded in a hurricane and when we pulled the couch out the carpet underneath was dyed purple from all the pills dissolving in the flood water.
He had a secret character/identity he dresses up as in his room with a jacket and hat and acts out some hero thing. He’s never told us what it is. Been doing it for years.
Went to wake up my three year old one morning and thought he had smeared poop all over the wall. Except no poopy pull up. Further investigation revealed the wrappers from the chocolates I told him the night before he couldn’t have. When asked if he did it, he said mommy smeared the chocolate on the wall. Cus yeah, she’s just like that I guess 😂.
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Right now, my 10 year old is supposed to be asleep. Instead she’s laying in bed searching for “Zoro with his shirt off” and composing a folder with the pics. She has completely forgotten that we share a Google account. She’s hasn’t even gotten to time ship zoro yet.
Mine wakes up early (some days) and sneaks in to take her phone to play games under her bed cover. I know it every time she does it. I don’t tell anything.. 30 mins later I go to wake her up loudly so that she gets time to ‘put it away’. And she pretends to have just woken up and I pretend to have not known that she was on her phone the last half hour.
Mine is barely a toddler so right now it’s“No, I’m TOTALLY not pooping right now, just the floor got REALLY interesting, so I need to squat down to look at it for a few minutes!”She plays with her fingers in the carpet as if she’s doing a good job fooling us.
Oh, my kids think they’re master spies sneaking candy at night, but little do they know, the wrappers left under the couch are like neon signs saying, ‘We were here!’ It’s like trying to hide a body but leaving the fingerprints.
My daughter (10) has been using a shared Google doc to chat with a friend while they play games on the switch. She told me yesterday “I delete all the text so don’t bother trying to see what I wrote.” I wasn’t planning on reading it but since she spoke up I went and checked and it was the most boring to the point game stuff ever. What pokemon they wanted to trade and what courses they wanted to do in Mario Kart.
My friend has a 13-year-old son. I used his laptop to google something and his search history popped up with “thick girl walking dog” and “jiggle physics.” Lololololol.
I think my 11 year old hides how much he really knows about stuff.Example: he wrote his Xmas list for ‘Santa’ but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t believe anymore. He’s a smart boy and you know, the internet is at the tip of his fingers. I just think he won’t admit it incase he thinks he won’t get any presents which is not the case.There’s also been incidences where he has said a grown up phrase e.g. about sex and when I’ve asked him what he thinks it means and he clams up when I explain it to him.Kids growing up too fast nowadays.
Not believing in Santa, she’s playing her cards close for the other two that still seem to believe.
That they are up in bed watching tv and not sleeping. I could resolve this but gives me a needed hour or two break.
My three year old tells me she washed her hands after going to the bathroom… She can’t reach the faucet on her stool.
They think we don’t know what furry culture actually is.
The cheap prepaid Android phone they bought so they have something to use when they get grounded from the phone we provide. Also so they can install apps we prohibit.
I think my daughter is hiding snacks in her pillow.
I think my daughter has a boyfriend.
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