My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 years now, but I can see him marrying his coffee machine sooner than he marries me.What’s a girl to do, other than create an Instagram account dedicated to humoring his coffee obsession and snobbery?Forgive my obvious sarcasm—it comes from desperation. It’s difficult to compete with his love for coffee. I think my suffering deserves some wider recognition. I’ve put together some memes based on classical paintings, but there are more on my Instagram.More info:InstagramThis post may includeaffiliate links.RELATED:See Also on Bored PandaI am sure you all know a coffee maniac just like the man on the pictureGet them a t-shirthereModal closeAdd New ImageModal closeAdd Your Photo To This ListPlease use high-res photos without watermarksOoops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB.Not your original work?Add sourcePublish

My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 years now, but I can see him marrying his coffee machine sooner than he marries me.What’s a girl to do, other than create an Instagram account dedicated to humoring his coffee obsession and snobbery?Forgive my obvious sarcasm—it comes from desperation. It’s difficult to compete with his love for coffee. I think my suffering deserves some wider recognition. I’ve put together some memes based on classical paintings, but there are more on my Instagram.More info:InstagramThis post may includeaffiliate links.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 years now, but I can see him marrying his coffee machine sooner than he marries me.

What’s a girl to do, other than create an Instagram account dedicated to humoring his coffee obsession and snobbery?

Forgive my obvious sarcasm—it comes from desperation. It’s difficult to compete with his love for coffee. I think my suffering deserves some wider recognition. I’ve put together some memes based on classical paintings, but there are more on my Instagram.

More info:Instagram

This post may includeaffiliate links.

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I am sure you all know a coffee maniac just like the man on the pictureGet them a t-shirthere

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