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He told me about how he disciplined his dogs. I called animal control…….
Guy everyone thought was hot and dreamy legit kicked a puppy in front of my face. Not like a football, but in a ‘you’re in my way,’ still fairly harsh, shove-with-a-foot manner.I still hated him for it.Years later I saw on the news he’d murdered his girlfriend in front of their toddler.When people show you who they are, believe them the first time!
She threw the popcorn on the floor as we got up to leave the theater. And not like dropped the bag like flipped it and gave it a good shake for good measure .
When we were young, I gave her a Valentine’s card. She smiled while looking into my eyes, ripped the card without opening it & walked away while tossing it in the trash.It hurt terribly, but it snapped me out of that hypnotic trance. I learned personality is everything & it’s best to move on quickly.
He and his group of friends bullied another kid so bad the kid switched schools. Instant nope.
Dude said,“I don’t say ‘Please’. It’s a beggar’s word.“Roflmao okay dude.
Went to meet his family, within 2 minutes he kicked his family dog. His dad then said ‘bad dog!’ and took the dog outside, making it pretty clear where he learned the behavior.I wanted to take the dog with me so badly. It’s been over 10 years so not sure she’s still with us, but I would think of her from time to time.
He finally got my phone number, and within 2 hours he had texted me over 50 times and called me 20 times and was irritated i didn’t answer him within a couple of seconds. Eff that s**t. The nerve.
She was needlessly b****y to a waitress at a restaurant.
They called me stupid. To my face. In front of another person. Because I asked a simple, reasonable question while trying to make conversation. Yeah, never looked at them the same again.
Had a thing for this girl until she sent back food at an Indian restaurant bc it was too spicy, after being told it would be spicy and there was no other way to make the dish. She acted super condescending and demanding and it embarrassed me a tonnnn lol. You could tell she never worked for service haha.
He said if somebody ever came to him thinking about suicide that he’d tell them to stfu because mental illness isn’t real. Definitely struck me wrong and my crush disappeared so fast.
We’d only been dating for about two weeks. He took a long detour to take me home, and I thought it was because he wanted to spend a little more time together. So I said something like “Hey, so how come you took the long way back…” trying to be playful about it and expecting him to say something sweet. He said “Because I’m not driving through that neighborhood. There are too many N-words there.”Nope. Nope. Nope.
“Why are you voting for Obama?! Don’t you know he’s the Antichrist?!
When, after he had flirted with me for days both in person and over text, i suggested we make plans and he replied, “sure! not sure if this changes anything but just so you know, i’m married.”.
He said it’s only cheating when girls do it, not when boys do it.
It was a build up of things, but one of the big things was his friend joking about how he (his friend) could have spiked my drink on a night out: he said nothing. I’m a believer in the concept that you are who you hang out with, so hearing this made me really uncomfortable.
Bragged about drinking and driving.
He was 39, I asked him what his biggest age gap was while dating and he told me recently dated a 19 year old. Then went on to complain that she was lost in life and had daddy issues. Instant ick.
Had a crush on a girl for a little while. Then I went to a family reunion and saw her. We share great grandparents on our mother’s sides.
I actually had a conversation with him, it stopped right after that.
When he kissed me he wobbled his tongue in my mouth like some kinda lizard.
Told me I’d have to become a christian to date her. I have no problem with people having different beliefs than me, and I actually really respect that she brought it up before things went any further, but it was just an instant “ick” for me that that was the most important factor for her.
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She flexed on the amount of guys she ghostedOh how the turn tables….
Every story she told me was about some argument/conflict/drama, and in every story she considered herself to be the paragon of virtue and honesty while everyone around her would be vindictive, cruel, and “out to get her”. I recognized the behavior because my mom does the same thing and I hate that kind of constant self-victimization.
She was absolutely beautiful but when we started talking, it turned out she was an evangelical white nationalist.
Offering her a wallet sized school picture on picture day, and she immediately threw it out. Message received.
This is going to sound conceited, but the more I talked to her the more I realized she just wasn’t very smart. And more importantly, she seemed to have zero thirst for knowledge. I just don’t understand that way of living.
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He broke up with his girlfriend, and I thought I might be interested. But then he and his ex appeared to be back together, so I backed off. Then I found out from another friend that he had absolutely no intention of getting back with his ex, he was just using her for affection and attention. My crush dried up and blew away in the wind immediately….
She had a confederate flag tattoo on her back. When I asked about it she very quickly made it clear she was super racist. .
How quickly they were able to move between “partners” it was really fast. REALLY FAST.
I had a crush on a boy that lasted from 2nd grade (so about 8 years old) till the beginning of 6th grade (12 years old)I was head over heals for him and only got to have fleeting moments together that never really lasted long. Until 6th grade we finally had a class together and I got to be his seat mate. I was over the moon!…for all about 5 minutes. He just kept talking…. and talking… and f*****g talking! When I’d finally get a word in edgewise he’d keep one-upping ANYTHING I brought up!So yeah my 3 year long crush died in a matter of minutes after actually talking to him lol.
Found out they actually liked me back and I freaked out. 8th grade was a wild time for crushes.
- We had a lunch together that was full of innuendo but in a coy way that was even sexier. Then I went to work. By the time I got off my shift she had gone into and liked every picture I’d ever posted on Facebook. Ever. I had hundreds of notifications. Lunch was nice but it was not a proportional response. I told her it wasn’t happening.2. Another woman, we were hitting it off and decided to head back to her place. Safe to say I was excited. Step inside, all smiles, hands on each other—hanging on the wall right inside the door an 8 foot nazi flag, shocking red with swastika the size of my torso. She says she just has it up for laughs. I wasn’t laughing. I was too young to be confrontational so I made a lame excuse and jetted.I could do more but they start to get increasingly gross and sad and I don’t want to think about them haha. Kept trying though.
Mentioned their wife.
I had a slight crush in this guy Daryl. I saw him at the skating rink and started talking to someone he was with. Idk if I had even talked to him at this point but we had a lot of mutual friends.All of a sudden he turned around and said “Damn you’re ugly!“Now I was a 12 year old girl and knew I wasn’t ugly but it still destroyed me. Even if I was why would you say that to someone?I was crowned prom queen and he was there and I wanted to say something smart so bad but I didn’t.Isn’t it weird that one comment like that sticks with you even 31 (omg I just did the math) years later?F**k that guy, he follows me on IG and he married my friend.
Was in high school and had a crush on this one boy. We were kind of friends. Then one day he told me about how he recently found out his best friend is gay, and proudly confessed he made fun of that friend and told him he was disgusting and never to talk to him again. I got up from the table we were sitting at, told him off, and walked away. Never spoke to him again.
When I was in college I met a guy at a party. Thought he was so cute and was so excited when he asked for my number. We texted a little and he asked to hang out one night. I told him I couldn’t because I was working late. I was a waitress and wouldn’t be off until after midnight and I’d be so tired.He wouldn’t take no for an answer. Not only did he want to hang out, but kept insisting I go to his house. At one point he told me he would wait up for me with a bottle of vodka ready to give me a back massage and cuddles with a winky fance emoji. 🤢 I got instant ick. Any chance of wanting to see him went out the door. Way too strong way too soon.
They shared their flat earth beliefs.
Sitting around a campfire the conversation about circumcision came up and she started going into great detail about how gross she thinks circumcised penises are. Unfortunately I am circumcised, through no decision of my own as is often the case. One of my other friends thought it would be a good idea at that moment to ask me “Hey, aren’t you circumcised?” Me while dying inside: “Yeah”.
I saw a news article that they were in custody for murder.
This happened over 10 years ago when I was in college. I was pretty interested in this girl I had the same major as. We would walk to classes together and study together.Then the Eric Garner incident happened and black students peacefully protested on campus. They didn’t interfere with classes or interrupt anything. We were walking to class one day and she loudly proclaimed “I hope all these monkeys get shot.” Her and I are both white. It was one of the most embarrassing, disgusting experiences of my life.I’m typically not someone who can flip an emotional switch. It takes time, sometimes a long time. In that moment though, I was instantly done. Never talked to her again or walked to class with her again…I couldn’t get hard thinking about her, either 😅.
On being invited to a study session at her place, seeing how wealthy and well to do her family was. It didn’t kill the crush but I instantly realized how hopeless my crush was.Luckily for me she didn’t mind that my family mostly lived on foodbank handouts. She was my first love and first Angel.RIP, P.
Had a crush on a classmate from college. Until 1 day she painted her face with activated charcoal and went running across the entire building screamind “OOGA BOOGA”.It was only the start of weird things she did but decided to stay away from her right after that.
She came in close to tell me something and her breath smelled like wet cat food.
Recently hooked up with this dude. I was feeling self conscious and asked if he found me attractive after. He said yes and went on about his attraction to me. Finished it up with “even though you’re not the hottest girl I’ve ever seen”. Like sir that is not what I asked. Idk. That comment just felt unnecessary and did not make me feel great. .
He put me in a headlock and then tried to gaslight me about it 😭.
I saw him pick at his head and then put his finger in his mouth. Multiple times. I still think about that sometimes. What did he find on his scalp that was so tasty?
Picture a gorgeous Viking. Piercing green eyes, sculpted body and flowing hair. He was it for me until we had a conversation. I’ve never had the air taken out of my sail so fast!
Her boyfriend showed up.
Bad breath: B Odor.
He had an obsessive vore fetish. He rejected me when I asked to date him, but later requested I send him pictures of my body in various vore-related poses.
I had a crush on a guy I worked with. We were both college students, he was going for high school education and I was going for early education. He started dating this girl who was still in high school. Like he’s going to be a high school teacher.
This one was my fault, so we got together and she farted in my bed while lying down, I remember it smelled like meatloaf, anyway I took that as permission to fart in front of her, not remembering how foul my own farts are, she wanted to stop seeing me after she smelled a few of my farts.
Seeing her while I was sober.
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