FormerHoward Stern ShowwriterElisa “Jordana” Schwartzpleaded guilty to battery after beingarrestedforphysically assaultingher then-boyfriend — a moment that was captured during one of her livestreams.
She highlighted her happiness over the ordeal being finally over, confessing toBored Pandathat the viral moment drew requests from “weirdos that like dominatrixes.”
HighlightsElisa Jordana pleaded guilty to battery, resulting in 12 months of probation, community service, anger management, and a small fine.The viral livestream incident captured Elisa assaulting her then-boyfriend, drawing unusual attention from dominatrix enthusiasts.Elisa completed her community service at the Salvation Army and was recommended for therapy after a mental health evaluation.
“Just so happy this whole thing is over,” Elisa toldBored Pandaon Friday. “Can’t wait for the probation to be over. They said if I’m good, it can be six months.”
As perPage Six, the streamer can apply for early termination of her probation after six months if all the conditions of her agreement are met.
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The blogger, who manages theIRL Queenwebsite, said she has already completed her community service requirement, which included 19.5 hours at the Salvation Army.
“The rest of the time, I bought out of at $10 an hour,” she explained.
As for anger management classes, Elisa has been evaluated formental healthand was subsequently recommended to go to therapy.
“The mental health evaluation was enjoyable. It was a really nice woman. It felt like I was talking to a friend,” she recalled.
“I am going to forget about this whole thing and just work on my own YouTube and date new awesome people,” Elisa said, emphasizing that she did not want to comment on Bahram “Zscorro” Alipour, whom she was found guilty of “repeatedly punching.”
She eventually settled on a guilty plea to close a painful and expensive chapter of her life, saying: “I just wanted it to be over. The lawyers charge too much to go to trial. This whole experience has been a bigmoneysuck. I’m still paying for things.
“If I took the plea, it could just be over, and it wouldn’t be on my record.”
Elisa said she has already completed her community service requirement, which included 19.5 hours at the Salvation Army
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Elisa has, however, learned a lot about herself throughout this experience, as she admitted: “I’m obviously not going to hit anybody again, and I am definitely going to try and control my emotions better.”
“My life has not changed at all!” she said. “I wish it would — only a handful of weirdos that like dominatrixes have contacted me sadly.
“I gained a few thousand subscribers on YouTube, but my job has not changed, nor my daily life.”
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Elisa was arrested on April 9 on a battery chargeafter streaming a fight with her then-boyfriend, Zscorro, whose real name is Bahram.
In the stream, Elisa could be seen striking her ex following acheating disputeinvolving the 41-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman named Sara.
Elisa, who used to play keytar for the band Cobra Starship, had been live streaming after coming out of acouple’s therapy session, during which she learned that Bahram, who is the alleged son of a billionaire, had been cheating on her.
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At a later stage, the former musician was filmed driving with her ex, but tensions rose when Sara called and Elisa struck Bahram, eventually leading to thephysical altercation.
At the time, Elisa toldBored Pandathat she had feared for her life and believed she could’ve been “easily killed.”
She said: “I slapped him a few times regrettably, but he tried to strangle me and tossed my head around like a ragdoll.
“I believe he would have killed me if I didn’t get out of the car [and] on[to] the road.”
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In the original footage of the live stream, which has since been taken down from YouTube, 2 hours and 15 minutes in,Bahram could be seen seizingElisa’s hair and pulling it while she screamed in pain and asked him to stop.
Elisa eventually honked her car when the man wouldn’t stop pulling her hair, despite her pleading, “I’m sorry.” The car subsequently stopped in the traffic, and Elisa was seen getting out of her car and running before Bahram was seen racing after her.
“I ran into another car. That’s how desperate I was to get away,” Elisa recalled. The comedy writer went on to explain that “random truck drivers” were able to put a stop to the situation.
She said: “Yes, all the truck drivers were calling the police to help me when they saw me being thrown out onto the highway.”
In the aftermath, Elisa’s locks had been damaged to the point of no return, as she described: “I had to cut my hair out. It was so messed up after that hair-pulling.
“My head was so violently shaken.”
She toldBored Panda: “My main goal is to get my business to where it was — that’s how I know I’ll get through everything.
“Success is the best revenge, as they say.”
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