A lot of time has passed since 1876, when Alexander Graham Bell made his first occasional phone call, and now, according to the most conservative estimates, there are approximately 15 billion phones in the world, fromthe latest iPhone 15to half-fossil disk dinosaurs. Considering that the world’s population is about 8 billion now, then there are almost two phones per person. And where there are phones, there are conversations.
We spend a significant part of our day talking on the phone, and it’s no wonder that sometimes we miss something important in this life. Or we irritate other people with our continuous talks, as a result of which we get some petty, but no less offensive revenge. Just like in this story fromthe user u/vince_003.
The author of the post worked as a pharmacy cashier around 7 years ago
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Due to the staff instructions, the cashier was supposed to loudly tell some information to all the customers approaching the register
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However, many people, being on the phone while purchasing, just gestured towards the author, silencing them
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This seemed very rude and disrespectful to the cashier, so they made up their own revenge plan
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According to the plan, almost every phone-addicted customer had to pay for the second time for the plastic bag
About seven years ago or so, the Original Poster (OP) worked as a cashier at a pharmacy and, according to job scripts, had to tell every customer who approached their register a certain set of phrases. Well, you yourself know everything perfectly well: say hello, ask if all purchases have been made, check for the presence of a fidelity card, and so on… And say it in a fairly loud voice.
Of course, many customers came to the pharmacy while talking on the phone. Of course, many of them would not hang up when choosing the medications they needed and whatnot. Of course, the loud voice of the cashier asking standard questions distracted them from the conversation. And, of course, many immediately gestured to the original poster to remain silent.
Not all of us have an angelic character, so it is not surprising that sometimes customers’ gestures felt rude and disrespectful to the author of the post. However, what could they do in this situation? Absolutely nothing. Although, wait, they could still do something!
The fact is that in the city where the OP lives, in all stores and pharmacies, plastic bags are not given out free of charge, but cost 5 cents. This is a minor detail, but customers should also be warned about this. And, according to the script for staff, this information comes at the very end. And almost always, the OP did not reach these words at all.
Therefore, the situation usually looked like this. The client, continuing to talk on the phone, paid for their purchases, then looked at the OP in surprise and, distracted from the conversation, irritably asked why they didn’t bag their purchases. And here came the author’s finest hour – they silently pointed their finger at a small notice where the price of a plastic bag was indicated.
Then one of two things happened – either the shopper, literally cursing, reached into their pocket again for their wallet, or nervously grabbed their stuff and ran out of the pharmacy, continuing to talk on the phone, probably complaining to an invisible interlocutor about stupid pharmacy rules. However, the original poster did not care about complaints at such moments – they felt almost happy.
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