Archie McPhee Understood The Assignment: 29 Hilariously Chaotic Items

Archie McPhee lives in that magical dimension where someone said “what if we made finger puppets, but vultures?” and everybody just nodded enthusiastically. Between handerpants (yes, underwear for your hands) and yodeling pickles that nobody asked for but somehow everyone needs, their 29 most chaotic creations prove that sometimes the best business strategy is pure, unfiltered weirdness. Watch normal products get fever-dream makeovers as air fresheners become possums and squirrel feeders transform into unicorn heads, because apparently regular wildlife wasn’t entertaining enough.

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Review:“My grand daughter loved these.” -Martha

Four Archie Mcphee items: toy cats dressed as pop stars on a shiny stage with vibrant lights.

Review:“If you don’t know what to get for a gift get this. Was a good laugh and funny to see at it’s new home. Raises funny questions.” -Jonathan

A whimsical Archie Mcphee item featuring a possum driving a peanut car with a sign for Peanutville in the background.

Review:“Bought for amusement for Hispanic friend, his family found it hilarious.” -ze041a

Funny fire truck with mustache decoration, resembling Archie McPhee items, parked on a street.

Review:“I bought this as a gift for a family member and they loved it. It’s durable. The mounting holds good. Good price” -Scott BouvretteDo you love kitting your car out with all kinds of bits and bobs? Check out these21 cool car findsthat are top of our wishlists.

Archie McPhee item depicting a bearded figure in a robe, with hands raised, on a table with a remote nearby.

Review:“I purchased this as a gag gift for a friend. He loves it.” -P. Sanders

Archie McPhee item: Emergency Bigfoot sound toy in packaging with howl, snort, roar, groan buttons.

Review:“I really felt like a beautiful mallard duck when I wore this mask. The feathered aqua-green iridescence really attracted the ladies. It is a huge confidence booster for when I’m at the pond.” -Mark M.

Person wearing a duck mask from Archie Mcphee Items, dressed in a plaid shirt, sitting indoors with a festive background.

Review:“I bought this because I thought it was hilarious. I love my “Ernie”! I think that everyone needs an Emotional Support Chicken. He makes a great honk, and he always makes me smile. I bought one for my sister who was going through cancer treatments, and she loved hers also! They’re a great gift if for anyone you know who appreciates a good laugh, especially if they’ve been under the weather or going through any bad time. A value at twice the price.” -Ralphy Roberts

A hand holding an Archie Mcphee rubber chicken wearing a small vest on a beige carpet.

Review:“Not only are these gloves functional, but there a Fun conversation piece too.” -scofi

A hand wearing Archie Mcphee fingerless gloves named “Handerpants,” resembling tiny underwear for hands.

Review:“These are super cute and we love them.” -Collector Girl

Cute Archie McPhee axolotl toy resting on bright pink flowers in sunlight.

Review:“The eyes are very googly. Couldn’t be happier.” -Bear Pimp

Label printer with googly eyes, resembling an Archie McPhee item, on a desk with label rolls nearby.

Reality takes a vacation as we explore more products that could only exist in Archie McPhee’s wonderfully warped universe. Each upcoming find demonstrates what happens when creativity breaks free from the constraints of common sense and runs wild through the gift shop of absurdity.

Review:“This is a really fun gag item. It’s well made and I got a lot of laughs with this one.” -Mike Kimmel

Hand holding a giant novelty pencil, an Archie McPhee item, in a room with a chair and bed.

Review:“These are cute little toothpick dispensers.. great conversation piece when company comes for dinner and I place this on the table. I leave mine on the top of my stove for whoever needs a toothpick or if I need to test for a cake doneness, or hold an enchilada wrap in place.” -shirley h

Black and red Archie Mcphee item resembling a bird, sitting on a kitchen appliance near a “Kitchen Closed” sign.

Review:“I got multiple packages of these. These are good to use on cupcakes and that is what I did. Everyone loved them.” -Trudy Hernandez

Small Archie McPhee figurines resembling Bigfoot, set against a forest-themed backdrop with mushrooms.

Review:“Cute, perfect inexpensive white elephant gift.” -KDo you enjoy a good LOL moment when reading? Then, one of these25 hilarious bookswill be right at home on your bookshelf.

Collection of Archie Mcphee items, including notebooks labeled “things that annoy me” and “daily disappointments."

Review:“Seriously cute. Makes me laugh every time I see it!” -D. Robbins

Car windshield sunshade featuring Archie Mcphee items, depicting rubber chickens in the seats.

Review:“Bought as a gag gift for a friend. Was having a bad day and it completely cheered me up. So ordering another one and keeping for myself. It’s a weird, green, phallic-looking dismembered finger of a yodeling pickle. And it’s completely perfect.” -KAwesome83

Hands holding an Archie McPhee item, an electronic yodeling pickle in packaging.