First off, let’s talk about the most obvious thing here - vampires are immortal. Duh. Naturally, having an eternal life gives you plenty of opportunities to learn about the human (or vampire) condition, love, and the meaning of the omnipotent ‘all.’ So, it’s absolutely no wonder that the charming supernatural heroes of the series usually utter the best quotes!

So, ready to take a look at our collection of Mystic Falls quotes? If so, you know the drill - scroll down below, check out the supernatural quotes, and give the most memorable ones your vote! Whether those are Damon Salvatore quotes or Lexi Branson quotes, we’ll know they’re the most powerful once they’re on the top of this list! And lastly, share this immortal wisdom with any and all of your friends who you think would benefit from reading them.

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“Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon with his arms crossed

“We’re in hell. My own person, custom-built hell.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon looks annoyed

“You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.” - Caroline Forbes

Caroline excited

“Some girls can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon smilling

“The first rule of truly living is to do the things you’re most afraid of.” - Rebekah Mikaelson

Rebekah Mikaelson

“I’m not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon talking

Elena: “Why don’t you ever let anyone see the good in you?“Damon: “When people see good they expect good. And I don’t wanna live up to anyone’s expectations.”

Elena and Damon lying in the bed

“Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn’t have to be.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon

“I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.” - Damon Salvatore.

Damon

“I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon

“He’s your first love. I intend to be your last, however, long it takes.” - Klaus Mikaelson

Klaus talking with Caroline

“It’s not a crime to love what you cannot explain.” - Klaus Mikaelson

Klaus and Caroline

“Everything I like about me is you.” - Tyler Lockwood

Tyler and Caroline

“When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena

“It’s the most real thing I’ve ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena and Damon talking on the phone

Elena: “Please don’t do anything stupid.“Damon: “Yeah, but stupid’s so much more fun!”

Elena and Damon both look shocked

“It’s Called Dignity. Have Some. It’s Free.” - Bonnie Bennett

Bonnie smiling

“New rule: You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we’re friends.” - Stefan Salvatore

Stefan and Caroline

“I’m worse than shallow. I’m a kiddie pool” - Caroline Forbes

Caroline

“I’m basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak on crack.” - Caroline Forbes

Caroline

“You’re my brother. I’m not gonna give up on you. I never will.” - Stefan Salvatore

Stefan

“There’s more to me than just gloomy graveyard girl.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena smilling

“I’m a little behind on the times, but I believe that the term you’re looking for is… OMG.” - Elijah Mikaelson

Elijah drinking from small white porcelain cup

“We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are."- Stefan Salvatore

Stefan looks worried

“I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can’t I just kill her?” - Caroline Forbes

Caroline and Damon

“Why are jeans so tight when phones are so big?” - Kai Parker

Kai in the backseat of a car

Katherine freezing near campfire

“Excuse me. To whom it may concern — you’re making a big mistake if you think that you can beat me. You can’t.” - Elijah Mikaelson

Elijah Explaining

“All you can do is be ready for the good so that when it comes, you invite it in.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena writing in her journal

“Just because I talk a lot doesn’t mean I always know what I’m talking about.” - Caroline Forbes

Caroline singing in the pink dress

“Whenever you go too far, I will be there to pull you back. Every second. Every day. Until you don’t need me.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon Salvatore

“Peace exists. It lives in everything we hold dear. That is the promise of peace — one day, after a long life, you find each other again.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena and Damon smiling at each other

“I was feeling epic.” - Lexi Branson

Lexi Branson

“Everything changes tomorrow. It’ll be all unicorns and rainbows.” - Damon Salvatore.

Damon and Elena standing in the woods

“It’s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon looking at himself

“You can’t just sit there and wait for life to come to you, you have to go get it.” - Damon Salvatore.

Damon smiling

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“I mean, Stefan’s different, he… he wants the whole ‘human’ experience. He wants to feel every episode of ‘How I Met Your Mother…'” - Damon Salvatore

Damon and Alaric talking on the street

“I wake up every day and I feel okay. But there’s something missing, like a hole. Some people, they fit in life or whatever. I don’t.” - Jeremy Gilbert

Jeremy with long hair smiling

“People have been after me for a thousand years, but I’m always one step ahead.” - Klaus Mikaelson

Klaus offering a beer

“I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he’s still a vampire.” - Alaric Saltzman

Alaric looks upset

“So am I your last stop on the Stefan Salvatore apology tour?” - Caroline Forbes

Caroline and Stefan

“Just because I tell you things doesn’t mean you’re allowed to know them.” - Caroline Forbes

Caroline

“This clearly isn’t peace. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be stuck here with you.” - Bonnie Bennett

Bonnie and Damon

“Our actions are what set things in motion, but we have to live with that.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena upset

Damon: “What’s so special about this Bella girl, anyway? Edward’s so whipped.“Caroline: “You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won’t make sense.“Damon: “Ugh, I miss Ann Rice - she was so on it.“Caroline: “Hey, how come you don’t sparkle?“Damon: “Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.”

Damon and Caroline

“I would die one hundred times over just to have you standing here alive, in front of me.” - Bonnie Bennett

Bonnie

“We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.” - Katherine Pierce

Katherine

“If I have to hear doppelgänger one more time, I’m going to have to learn how to spell it.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon looks upset

Elena Gilbert: “Getting out of bed is dangerous these days. But we have to live our lives.“Stefan Salvatore: “Hmm. Who gave you that horrible advice?“Elena Gilbert: “Some guy I used to date said it once or twice.”

Elena and Stefan

“We stick together as one, always and forever.” - Rebekah Mikaelson

Rebekah crying

“There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon

Stefan Salvatore: “Elena is… Elena’s warm. And she’s… she’s kind and she’s caring and she’s selfless… and it’s real. And… honestly, when I’m around her… I completely forget what I am.“Lexi: “Oh my God! You’re in love with her.”

Stefan and Lexi

“Life is too cruel… if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?” - Katherine Pierce

Katherine looks worried

“Come on. Kiss me. Or kill me. Which will it be, Damon? We both know you’re only capable of one.” - Katherine Pierce

Katherine with curly hair smiling

“Bonnie Bennett, to me you’re the whole damn world.” - Lorenzo ‘Enzo’ St. John

Teary Eyed Lorenzo

“Perhaps one day, in a year or even in a century. You’ll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer.” - Klaus Mikaelson

Klaus and Caroline

“It’s all an act, Stefan. Being a vampire is miserable. I would give anything to be human.” - Rebekah Mikaelson

Rebekah and Stefan

“That Elijah is one scary dude—but with nice hair.” - Alaric Saltzman.

Alaric with a drink

“Honestly, I’m not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops spinning because of some guy.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena angry

“For over a century, I have lived in secret hiding in the shadows, alone in the world until now. I am a vampire and this is my story. I shouldn’t have come home. I know the risk. But I had no choice. I have to know her.” - Stefan Salvatore

Stefan

“He got under my skin and no matter what I do, I can’t shake him.” - Elena Gilbert

Elena listening

“I’m in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I’m in love with her and it’s driving me crazy.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon taking a bath

“Not to nitpick, but we evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning.” - Klaus Mikaelson

Klaus smiling

“Hello, brother.” - Damon Salvatore

Damon

“Do you have any idea what it’s like to run in heels? I have blisters, Damon.” - Katherine Pierce

Katherine

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