50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

However, the subreddit ‘Brand New Sentence’ wants to convince us that we’re only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it’s hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven’t been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.

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Guided hike by a cat on the Appalachian trail; funny, odd moments captured with people and feline companion.

Tweet comparing Norway’s view of the USA as underdeveloped with a friend’s sarcastic comment, highlighting a bizarre sentence.

Reddit post discussing a non-horror movie fear featuring a funny and bizarre comment about David Bowie’s role in “Labyrinth."

Tweet with a bizarre brand new sentence about a woman’s unconventional response to cheating.

Humorous tweet about neutered male pets referred to as “my council of eunuchs,” gaining popularity online.

Tweet humorously comparing avocado pit to a wooden ball, suggesting a mood ring or novelty eraser as alternatives.

Humorous tweet imagining a future with a mask in a jacket and avoiding cannibal raiders, highlighting bizarre new sentences.

Tweet exchange with a hilariously bizarre new sentence comparing rushing to the bathroom with a sport.

Bizarre brand new sentence about selling a “baby trebuchet” clarified as a baby catapult with humorous context.

Hilariously bizarre tweet about Middle Eastern Christians and Jesus of Nazareth versus Jesus of New Jersey.

“Man arrested for using toy dino grabber to steal police guns; bizarre brand new sentence discussion follows."

Screenshot of a humorous Reddit post discussing bizarre brand new sentences about moldy food.

Hilarious tweet about mistaking an alpaca for a sheep.

Bizarre sentence reply on Twitter suggesting someone’s skull is full of wet cat food.

Social media post humorously describes a bizarre scenario involving E. coli, Salmonella, and conspiracy theories.

Man pouring honey as bear taste tester at bee farm, illustrating hilariously bizarre solutions.

Person wearing a face-feeding mask with a bird perched on it, showcasing a bizarre new sentence moment.

Tweet with bizarre sentence about a sleeveless blouse and public armpits, posted by user sarahradz.

Tweet humorously complaining about automatic unfollows by Elon Musk, referencing “Incel on the Shelf."

Bizarre sentence about human bioluminescence and beauty products in a humorous online exchange.

Text exchange about non-swearing phrases, showcasing a bizarre brand new sentence.

Bizarre new sentence about explaining a crypto scheme, a murder, AI insurance, and a bikeshare escape to Benjamin Franklin.

Tweet by Ian Karmel joking about bizarre gift guides for men.

Hilarious bizarre sentence about Hawaiian monk seals with eels stuck in their noses, urging better choices.

Tweet about a funny incident where a 4-year-old pretends to be a doctor and gives a hilarious diagnosis.

Cat in train conductor hat next to a train, illustrating a bizarre and hilarious new sentence scenario.

Reddit post in r/Parenting featuring a hilariously bizarre brand new sentence about an unattractive baby.

Bizarre brand new sentence questioning if bugs instinctively walk up walls or discover it accidentally.

Text exchange humorously listing milk options, highlighting bizarre modern choices in a funny way.

Man in attic with insulation, wearing gloves and mask, humorously captioned as a hunter harvesting “housemeat”; bizarre sentence.

Tweet with a bizarre brand new sentence about “soup of the night” gaining humor.

Couple with a dog and a black-and-white photo of a baby, illustrating a bizarre sentence about famous grandfathers.

Text conversation with a bizarre sentence about a pregnant stingray, implying a humorous and unexpected situation.

Luigi peeks out of a train with character graphics; text calls for him as a resistance symbol. Bizarre brand new sentences humor.

Text post with a bizarre brand new sentence about stained glass fish tanks and Catholic guilt.

Bizarre brand new sentence about objecting at a funeral, leading to the deceased rising in perfect health as all eyes turn.

Text about bizarre new sentence: “Wearing a salmon on your head is back in fashion for orcas, after a 37-year break."

A bizarre brand new sentence about charging a toy fish on a counter.

A humorous tweet about how millennials were raised with a focus on going to college.

Tweet humorously describes a workplace incident with a nosebleed and a coworker’s seizure.

Bizarre new sentence about pot roast cooking time with a humorous comment comparing it to an alternator belt taste.

Tweet with a hilariously bizarre brand new sentence about a mom misremembering a phrase.

Text exchange humorously suggesting cosmetic surgery is “yassified taxidermy.” Hashtag punchline follows.

Group of people in New York City, part of a humorous “brand new sentences” meme about a CEO lookalike competition.

Tweet featuring hilariously bizarre brand new sentences about cousins and unexpected family realizations.