Ho ho, ho! Merry Christmas, dearPandas!If you celebrate this all-consuming (but cheerful) holiday, you are familiar with how much planning and preparation it entails. Coming up with a fresh new menu, decorating every corner of your house, and buying gifts a month in advance are just a few things we do to make this day extra special for our loved ones.But as the proverb says, “Man plans and God laughs.” Despite our careful preparations, there’s plenty of room for error. OurBored Pandateam has gathered some of the most unfortunate failures and accidents that happened to people during this holiday season.From misprinted greeting cards to cracked teeth, it reminds us that our celebrations could get much worse. So gather around and scroll through the list to find some humor and beauty in the disasters people have experienced on this sparkling day.This post may includeaffiliate links.

Ho ho, ho! Merry Christmas, dearPandas!

If you celebrate this all-consuming (but cheerful) holiday, you are familiar with how much planning and preparation it entails. Coming up with a fresh new menu, decorating every corner of your house, and buying gifts a month in advance are just a few things we do to make this day extra special for our loved ones.

But as the proverb says, “Man plans and God laughs.” Despite our careful preparations, there’s plenty of room for error. OurBored Pandateam has gathered some of the most unfortunate failures and accidents that happened to people during this holiday season.

From misprinted greeting cards to cracked teeth, it reminds us that our celebrations could get much worse. So gather around and scroll through the list to find some humor and beauty in the disasters people have experienced on this sparkling day.

This post may includeaffiliate links.

White’s Family Christmas Card

You Aren’t Welcome Here For Christmas

As we can see from the pictures, during this busy time, the long to-do list lingering in our heads can lead to various mistakes and accidents. One of the most common injuries during the holiday season comes from decorations.

Guess Who Had To Get Special Deodorizing Baths After Getting Skunked On Our Morning Walk Just Before I’m Having 25 People Over For Christmas Eve. The Answer Is Both Of Them

The first day, we suspected it was Jehovah’s Witnesses (the only people approaching the house that day). The second day, we thought it might be kids just outside the camera’s view. On the third day, we found out who it was. I had no idea rabbits could produce such clean cuts.

Someone Has Been Cutting Our Christmas Lights. Today, We Caught The Culprit

This is not across the street. This is the block over. Best of our picture-taking contest, the power of Christ was too great for our phones to depict this behemoth in all its 20 ft glory.

Mom’s Neighbors Put Up A Million-Watt Crucifix For Christmas

Just Locked Down At The Mall Of America During A Shooting. Merry Christmas Everyone

Amidst the sparkling decor, Christmas trees are the main cause of holiday fires that injure more than 1,600 people and rack up $990 million in damages in the US every year. Almost a third of them are the result of various electrical issues.

After Working 3 Positions And Managing 20 Employees, Here’s My Work Christmas Gift

Thank you, dear Santa, for my new Christmas smile!

I Got Up Christmas Morning To Get Some H2O, Fainted In The Kitchen, And Crashed Down To The Floor. Came To With A Split Lip And Spat Chunks Of Teeth In A Pile

I sent my sister a stockpot and claimed other home goods for Christmas (she just got an apartment and has nothing for her kitchen).She came home to find her package looked like it had been run over. The guy at the front desk who took the package in said the delivery driver seemed supremely uninterested in the problematic package. Getting it refunded and a new one sent over, hopefully in better condition and in time for Christmas.Bonus cat in the pic too. Say hello to Star.

Merry Christmas, Here’s Your Gift

Negative Temperatures In Texas But At Least Our House Stayed Toasty. Merry Christmas

It appears that not everyone is completely safe when visiting Santa at the mall, either. A study revealed that 277 children were injured while whispering their wishes into his ear. This usually happens when kids fall off his lap or run away from him, and cut themselves on other objects around them.Kids aren’t the exception, as adults also get hurt when they trip over something while taking their little ones to see the big man in red.

It appears that not everyone is completely safe when visiting Santa at the mall, either. A study revealed that 277 children were injured while whispering their wishes into his ear. This usually happens when kids fall off his lap or run away from him, and cut themselves on other objects around them.

Kids aren’t the exception, as adults also get hurt when they trip over something while taking their little ones to see the big man in red.

Some Jerk Steals Disabled Elderly Woman’s Christmas Decorations

I Bought My Kid A Drone For Christmas, The Wife Doesn’t Love It

After Seeing The Picture Of My Nephew In His New Christmas Gift My SO Thinks He “Might Have Ordered The Wrong Size”

Opening presents can also pose risks, especially if we’re dealing with kids and toys with small parts. In 2021, more than 200,000 toy-related injuries were treated in emergency rooms. Unfortunately, a scooter is one of the most unsafe presents you can give to a child, as 400,000 accidents related to it have been reported since 2011. The second and third most dangerous are balls and toy vehicles.

What I Was Greeted By This Morning At Work, The First Day After Christmas Break

I Battled Alcoholism For Years. I Quit Drinking 19 Months Ago. Today I Received This At My In-Laws' Christmas Party

I Guess I’m On The Naughty List

Cooking is a big part of the holiday season, but hot food and sharp knives can make the kitchen a hazardous zone. According to one survey, 49% of people had an accident while preparing a Christmas feast. 1 in 10 spilled hot fat on themselves, and 1 in 5 cut themselves while preparing vegetables. Cooking fires are also three times more likely to happen on Christmas due to food or equipment left unattended.

My One-Hour-Late, Stone-Cold Meal. I’m Working Overtime As A Nurse On Christmas Day

Went To My Neighborhood Mailbox To See All Of Them Busted Wide Open. Was Expecting Some Christmas Stuff

Public service announcement to be extra careful when purchasing gifts this Christmas time, especially expensive ones. Thought I could trust buying a phone through Amazon directly (not some third party), but I was wrong.Meticulously swapped and stolen somewhere along the way, then spent a week fighting with customer service in which I was blamed, told I was lying, and threatened to have my account closed before they gave in.Do not be like me, buy from trusted sources.

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Merry Christmas

To have a safer Christmas, it’s advised that people take extra precautions. Before decorating, make sure to check the fairy lights and other electronics for any signs of damage. If the cables are frayed or look unsafe in any way, it’s best to get rid of them. Also, don’t overload the electrical sockets, and keep flammable things away from lights, candles, or fireplaces.

We Came Home To A Flooded Basement And 3 Deceased Pets. Merry Christmas To Us

Merry Christmas Everyone

Our Work Christmas Bonus. Can’t Wait To Pay My Bills With This

More importantly, don’t rely on unstable chairs or stools when decorating something high; instead, use a sturdy ladder. Furthermore, the longer natural trees are in a house after a holiday, the more likely they are to dry out and cause a fire. So, water it regularly to ensure it doesn’t become parched, or dispose of it within one month of purchase.Finally, dull knives can be more dangerous than sharp ones because the blunt edge is more likely to slip off food. To be extra safe, keep them sharpened and use a cutting board with a grippy surface.

More importantly, don’t rely on unstable chairs or stools when decorating something high; instead, use a sturdy ladder. Furthermore, the longer natural trees are in a house after a holiday, the more likely they are to dry out and cause a fire. So, water it regularly to ensure it doesn’t become parched, or dispose of it within one month of purchase.

Finally, dull knives can be more dangerous than sharp ones because the blunt edge is more likely to slip off food. To be extra safe, keep them sharpened and use a cutting board with a grippy surface.

This was after I used my shop-vac to suck up some of the water, it was 3 inches deep. The water literally shot a hole through my wall, the outdoor hose spigot is what burst. It went from -36° to 34° in a single night.

A Pipe Burst And Flooded My Entire Downstairs, Including All The Christmas Presents We Had

Bought Some Nice Big Christmas Balls

There Was An Attempt To Install A Christmas Tree In My Hometown (Throwback To 2013)

My Bed For Christmas (And The Last 3.5 Days Stranded At The Airport)

Pipe Burst On Christmas And Destroyed Our Entire House… Won’t Be Able To Move In For 6-12 Months

The holidays are a time for celebration and quality time with your loved ones. Accidents like those mentioned above and included in this list can spoil the fun when you least expect it. So stay safe, and if you enjoyed this article, make sure to check out our other publications about last year’s unfortunate oneshereandhere.

My Boy Thor Passed On Christmas Day. My Girl Has Been Struggling To Cope Since. She Loves Stuffed Animals So For This Christmas I Ordered Her A Cuddle Clone. I Paid $300 For This

A herniated disc, yeah. Saw a pain specialist recently, and they said it was “impressive”.I threw my back out over Christmas carrying in a bunch of presents while visiting my parents. Felt better after a few days of rest, but it came back in the worst way.

Felt A Shooting Pain Down My Leg After Bending Down To Dry Myself After A Shower

He leaves if I’m not working, has asked me out on a date twice, and said the offer is open if my boyfriend and I split. Creepy yet sad.The card says:“Nina, there is no better gift than you being you! Beautiful in more ways than I can describe. Merry Christmas. Chris”

I’m A 24-Year-Old Waitress And Got This Christmas Gift From A Regular 50/60-Year-Old Customer, Who Requests My Section 2x/A Week

I Got An Appendectomy For Christmas

Had A Nice Morning. I Then Broke My Favorite Christmas Bauble. I Made A Brownie Cake To Feel Better. Forgot The Sugar

He played on it the whole damn time. Didn’t even get a high score.

Trying To Watch My Son’s Christmas Concert

Hospital “Leadership” Gave This To Their Nurses For Their Christmas Bonus

Spent Christmas Day Alone In The ER (I’m Fine)

Just In Time For Christmas

Someone Unwrapped My Christmas Present

I Wanted To Stop By Parent’s House On Christmas Eve To Check On The Dogs While They Were Out Of Town, And This Happened

My Cousin’s House Burned Down Two Days Before Christmas

Walked Out To My Car This Morning And It Looked Like This

I Avoided Covid For 3 Years And Then Got This Extra Special Present After Lunch On Christmas Day

Mom Got An Interesting Christmas Decoration This Year

A coworker came up to me after and said, “I thought it was funny”.

I (A 30-Year-Old Male) Participated In Secret Santa At Work, Asked For Sports Equipment, And Got This Instead

I Invited Around 20 People Over For Christmas. Someone Went Into The Garage And Did A Number On My Car With A Pot Or Other Round Object

TV Is Completely Broken, And We Won’t Get A New One Till After Christmas. Plus, The Boiler Is Broken, And We Don’t Have Hot Water

Christmas Socks As A Present. Crock Socks vs. Hand Puppets

I Guess My Drains Froze Up? My House Is Now Full Of Freezing Water. Happy Christmas Eve, Everyone

Someone Parked Across Our Driveway And We Can’t Get The Car Out On Christmas Eve

I Opened My Unit To Get My Christmas Decorations, Only To Find It Covered In Mold

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Guess I’m Looking For A New Job

We checked into the hotel he was staying at to use the shower only for a ceiling pipe to burst SECONDS after we opened the door.

This Year For Christmas: Brother Survived A Fatal Pileup On His Drive-In This Morning. The Pipes At Our Cabin Very Suddenly Froze A Few Hours Later

Was Told I Did An Excellent Job And Earned An “Early Christmas Gift” Came Back To A Fake $15 Tip

Wrecked On Christmas Eve. Other Driver Was Intoxicated

It’s not working unless any of you know r*****@icloud.com’s password

Bought My Wife A New iWatch For Christmas From Our Local Verizon Store. Looks Like Someone Else Bought It, Registered It To Their Account And Then Returned It

Thieves Made A Hole And Stole My Whole Business (It’s A New Business). The Worst Way To Have A Christmas

She’s six and I wanted her to learn how to write her name along with her sisters.

USPS Bent My Niece’s Christmas Gift, Which Caused It To Break

I Broke My Tibia And Fibula And Dislocated My Foot All At Once On The 21st, And Had Surgery On The 23rd. Couldn’t Fly Home For Christmas. Spent A Week In A Terrible Drug Limbo Consciousness

A throw pillow with the CEO’s face on it or a blanket with the CEO’s face on it.

Instead Of A Christmas Bonus This Year My Work Gave Out Gift Cards To The Company “Swag Store”, Where You Can Buy Luxury Items Such As

I Don’t Know How I’m Gonna Get Out Of It, But I’m Definitely Not Delivering Pizzas On Christmas Eve

$572.754 Billion In Profit As Of October And This Is What We Get For Christmas

Bought A Polaroid Camera For A Friend For Christmas And Inside Was An Instax Camera Instead

A 100-Piece Puzzle My Son Received For Christmas Has 66 Pieces

Growing Up, My Parents Refused To Ever Get Me Dolls Or Accessories. Now I’m In My 20s, And They Have Decided To Buy Obnoxious Doll Stuff Each Year And Laugh In My Face

I should have looked closer before getting excited. I don’t own an oculus.

Won What I Thought Was A VR Headset At My Company Christmas Party The Other Night

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The paper had a “Thank you for being part of the team” yada yada yada note.

My Christmas Bonus

Took her to a school parking lot at 10 pm so I could ensure no other vehicles would be in our way. Apparently, my ball joint gave out. I’m so grateful she was only going 20 mph. But I’m so screwed. The tow alone caused me to use all the savings I had set aside for Christmas. Looks like we are getting a ball joint and possibly an axle for Christmas this year boys.

Daughter Got Her Permit. 2nd Time Driving

A Christmas Gift For My Daughter Was Delivered Like This. As You Can Imagine, She Was The One Who Found It On The Front Steps

Managed to scoop up the oven-top bits but all the red wine sauce was unsalvageable. Still had a good dinner though.

So My Dad Dropped Half The Slow Cooked Venison Christmas Dinner On The Floor And The Other Half On The Oven Top

They Fired Everyone, Without Notice, By Text Messages, Weeks Before Christmas

Someone Went Out And Opened Every Single Mystery Pack In Search Of The One They Wanted, Ruining It For Anyone Else Who Wanted A Surprise

Merry Christmas

Despite a year of record profits, the executives at Coles decided that the frontline staff who work their hardest and face mistreatment daily, are only worthy of a Coles-branded water bottle and 5 “points” (equivalent to $5) for Christmas this year.This kick in the face comes after months of enforcing staff bag checks and locker inspections despite the sheer number of customers who walk out with trolleys full of stock every day, with barely any action taken about it.What an absolute joke. Do better, Coles.

Coles Christmas Gift To Staff

This actually happened as I lifted the end up while trying to get the truck bed up. Was gonna use the gate to keep it forward. Straps were going on top. Gave the gate a push to get it to close and heard a pop. Knew immediately what I had done.

Had A Flood On Christmas Eve. Scrounging Around For Cheap Furniture. This “Was” Free

Amazon Accidentally Spoiled My Husband’s Christmas Gift - I Thought It Would Come In A Generic Box

Christmas Bonus This Year

There are slight size differences, and then there is this.

The “Medium”-Sized T-Shirt I Got My Husband For Christmas With An Actual Medium Shirt On Top

9°F Outside, Christmas Eve And My Power Is Out. Temperature Is Dropping Super Fast In Here

Someone Ordered These For My Mom For Christmas. Shari’s Berries Charges $60 For Them

Custom Photo Gift Company Rearranged The Photos Into This Ridiculous Configuration. “No Refunds”

We’ve tried the fork method, but it’s just not coming off.

Went To An Outlet Mall Over An Hour Away To Buy Christmas Gifts. Got Back Home And Realized The Cashier Forgot To Remove The Security Tags

I was busy decorating and decided to order more from Michaels via Instacart. The shopper didn’t even ask about changes and I got this, both were more expensive too. I also tipped over 20%.

Instacart Ornaments

So Today I Got Just One Single Gummy In A Haribo Christmas Packet

What I Ordered vs. What I Got

I Got Pancreatitis For Christmas, This Was My Christmas Dinner

We Got Our Christmas Bonus Today. Not Even Handed Out. Just A Pile In The Break Room

Pipe Burst Under The House. Merry Christmas

I Was Excited About My New Reindeer Cookie Cutter Until I Realized It Was Meant To Be An Octopus

Lovely Elf on the Shelf activities at a large thrift store non-profit. Accurate reflection of pay, benefits, and work environment.

They Literally Admitted To Paying Us Peanuts

A Cheesecake I Tried Making For Christmas

ATM Chomped Up My Christmas Shopping Budget As A Treat

Merry Christmas! We’re Increasing Your Rent! The Date Says The 13th But All Tenants Just Received These Today

Wife Went To Her Christmas Party Tonight At A Former Premier League Stadium. This Is The Meal They Paid £35 For

Finished Work To Find Someone Had Reversed Into My Car. No CCTV Cameras Anywhere And No Note. Merry Christmas

Happy Holidays

There Was An Attempt To Travel With Checked Luggage On Christmas Eve

The Way My Husband Wraps Gifts, But I Love Him Though

My property manager comes into my house every 3 months to take pictures of EVERYTHING. If I reschedule they charge $50!

I Am Having Family Over For Christmas And There’s Going To Be A Stranger In My Home Photographing Everyone And Everything

Mum Kicked Me Out Of The House This Week And Canceled Christmas. Here’s My Own Christmas Pavlova After Lamb Shanks At The Hotel I’m Staying

She said she wanted all of the Christmas presents gone tomorrow morning, so I unwrapped them all and packed them up. The ones wrapped in flowers were mine to her. The ones in trucks were hers to me.

My Girlfriend And I Broke Up Last Week

Ordered Christmas Presents On Etsy, Have A Complaint After Just Receiving Them & See This When Trying To Contact Someone

There Was An Attempt To Make A Christmas Decoration

I Ordered This Long Cat Plushie For A Christmas Present Thinking It Was A Body Pillow Left, Only To Be Gifted With A Claw Machine Prize Right (Mario Party For Scale)

This Clip Was Broken Off In My Assigned Seat On A Christmas Eve Flight. We Couldn’t Take Off Until It Was Repaired By A Licensed Mechanic

eBay Promises That The Item Can Be Delivered Before Christmas, But When I Finish Checkout, It Says Different

Her gifts to me are regifted items every year. But this one takes the cake and left me scratching my head.

My Christmas Gift From My Sister-In-Law. Like, What?

Guess We Can’t Put On Christmas Movies At Work Anymore

Getting Jury Duty For The Day After Christmas

Advent Calendar From Hell

There Was An Attempt To Buy A Christmas Banner

I Tried Making Christmas Cookies (White Stuff Is Icing)

Merry Christmas Wine Advent Calendar

So I Went To Put On The Sneakers I Got For Christmas And Saw This

Christmas Dinner At My Hospital

My Christmas Bonus

Christmas Morning And My Table’s Leg Is Bent And Falling Apart

For the past 4 years, I’ve gotten $1000 in Amazon gift cards. This year was candy and $100 to Walmart.

I Got A King-Size Payday For Christmas Bonus

I Ordered This Plushie A Month Ago As Christmas Gift. It Arrived 3 Weeks Later Than What It Said, And Looks Like This

Christmas Ruined

There Are Only 11 Deals

Bless her heart. I’m not even mad at her, it’s the thought that counts.

I Told My Fiancée That I Wanted To Invest In A GameCube. Today, She “Surprised” Me With This Early Christmas Gift

What I Ordered For My Wife For Christmas vs. What Showed Up In The Mail… They Got Me Good

Loved that thing too. On top of that, my Christmas order was returned because I mixed up my old zip code with the new one. I blame it on today being Monday.

Well, It’s Finally Happened - It Broke. Restarted, Unplugged And Replugged. Nope, Finally Gone

Tried less paint with the reindeer hand prints, did not come out any better.

With 9-Month-Old Twins

I’m returning it in case it is region-locked. It’s for a 10-year-old kid so it’s not worth risking the disappointment of it not working, and the replacement won’t get here until after Christmas.

Got This 3 Days Before Christmas In The US, Thanks Amazon (It’s The Italian Version Of The Game, Not The English Version)

Christmas Tree Lights On Pinterest vs. Our Attempt

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