50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Have you ever thought of the best comeback only after it was too late? Right before bed, while taking a shower or standing in an elevator, you get your light-bulb moment: “Ahh, why didn’t I think of it before?” The French even came up with a term for that,l’esprit de l’escalier—the spirit of the staircase—and it means that the perfect retort arises only when it doesn’t matter anymore.

So make sure to scroll down and upvote your favorite retorts! And if you can’t get enough of snappy comebacks, make sure to check out Bored Panda’s previous postshere,hereandhere.

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He Was Asking For It!

If you’d like to share a post on the “Clever Comebacks“ subreddit page, there’s a few rules you need to follow. Firstly, you should know what a witty comment is. According to the moderators, it’s “responses to someone that, for lack of a better word, roasts them.” Also, baseless insults, tasteless jokes, “no, u” style replies are what they call garbage content, and nobody likes them.When you think about it, the only obvious goal when trying to think of a snappy comeback is to get a good laugh and share your original thought. And the same applies to real-life situations. If you hate those awkward moments when your friends or coworkers throw you a snide comment and everything that comes to your mind just sounds lame, don’t worry. In real life, not many people can be as clever as Dr. House or Chandler Bing, but there’s a few ways you can improve your reactions and become wittier.

When you think about it, the only obvious goal when trying to think of a snappy comeback is to get a good laugh and share your original thought. And the same applies to real-life situations. If you hate those awkward moments when your friends or coworkers throw you a snide comment and everything that comes to your mind just sounds lame, don’t worry. In real life, not many people can be as clever as Dr. House or Chandler Bing, but there’s a few ways you can improve your reactions and become wittier.

Bless This Woman

Come to think of it, there have been many times when we already wanted to share an idea with the person who’s not yet finished talking. “Most of us don’t listen to the whole message,” Paul said, “we are just waiting to make our own points.” So if you want to whip out snappy remarks, you should actively listen to what the other person is saying and use the unexpected material she or he gave you.

Not Be A Baby Machine

This Always Makes Me Laugh

It Was Social Distancing Haha

They Don’t Give A Damn

Another great tip would be silencing your inner critic: “It’s about letting go of the need to judge ourselves,” Raffyexplains. You should try saying what’s on your mind without thinking about it. In improv theater, actors try to let go of their inner voice and give in to their “deepest fantasies” in order to say something spontaneous that they would never say in real life.

Oof. That Burn Needs Some Love

German History Lesson

A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

Let’s not forget the brands that make clever comebacks a key part of their communication with customers. One obvious example is the fast-food chain Wendy’s and their made-up social media holiday—National Roast Day. Their communications team does not hold back when it comes to witty replies in their social channels. The question is, do the customers actually value it?

Someone Needs A Refresher On Anatomy

That’s A Good Proof

Got Roasted By A Police Twitter

It Is Funny But True

Yep May Be It Is True

Whatever Your Weakness, There’s A Hellion To Exploit It

It seems that “three-quarters of consumers surveyed believe there’s value in brands exhibiting humor on social but only one-third actually want brands to bring on the snark full force.” The majority of consumers buy from brands that are honest, helpful and friendly. “It turns out that at the end of the day, consumers want brands to use social as a customer care channel”, Sprout explains. So while this kind of risky brand personality offers you a great deal of exposure, it seems that it’s actually bad for business.

Most Of Us Are Too

Elon Musk Gets Destroyed By Facts And Logic

Simple Math To Hard

Lastly, for a clever comeback to be considered great, it has to be honest. “The best retorts speak truth — when a person calls something that the other people didn’t see,“saidPaul. “That’s generally what makes us laugh.” So if you think of a clever comeback that’s piercingly accurate and say it right there on the spot, you feel absolutely great because you know that you’ve earned it.

True Perfection Has Been Achieved

Old But Gold

Accessible Parking, But Only During Office Hours

I Swear It Was On

Jesus Statues vs. Police State

Finnally A Manager Making A Comeback

Found This While Browsing Instead Of Sleeping

Would You Like Some Whine With That?

F*cking Sheep

English Unchanged

He Makes A Good Point

Technically He Spoke Genders Into Existence Because By His Very Word He Can Create

I Prayed For Help And God Sent Doctors With The Vaccine, I Said “No Thanks, I’m Waiting For God To Help Me”

One For The Burn Ward

Mindy Kaling Shuttin’ ‘Em Down

Not Sure What Is The Objective Is Here?

Nasa Is Untrustworthy

It Really Is The Churches Motto Tho

The Real Deal

She Seems So Dumb

I’m Not A Gamer For Nothing

Why Do Some People Want Others To Have It Bad Cruz They Had ? Hope This Isn’t Already Here

Look I Made A Joke

Does Jlo Have A Reply To That?

In 1919 And 1920, At The Very Start Of His Career, Tolkien Worked On The Staff Of The Oxford English Dictionary; He Later Said Of This Time That He “.. Learned More In Those Two Years Than In Any Other Equal Period Of My Life”