Misfortunes are an unavoidable part of life and we have to learn how to get past them. But how do you forget accidentally telling your crush you literally just peed your pants laughing? Or inadvertently informing your boss about your recent wardrobe malfunction? You don’t. I’m walking about wrong-person texts, of course, So let’s take a look ata Reddit threadwhere people have been sharing their funniest and worst mix-ups, marked with embarrassment and laughter.This post may includeaffiliate links.
Misfortunes are an unavoidable part of life and we have to learn how to get past them. But how do you forget accidentally telling your crush you literally just peed your pants laughing? Or inadvertently informing your boss about your recent wardrobe malfunction? You don’t. I’m walking about wrong-person texts, of course, So let’s take a look ata Reddit threadwhere people have been sharing their funniest and worst mix-ups, marked with embarrassment and laughter.
This post may includeaffiliate links.
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Texted my boss “I love you my cute pretty little princess”. This was for my girlfriend, my current wife. Anyway he responded with “I love you too sweetheart”.
Finished an overtime shift and instead of texting my wife I ended up texting my boss “Leaving work now. I love you so much baber. See you soon.”It’s like 2 years later and this man still calls me baber. 😂.
Sent a naughty text meant for my fiancée to my aunt once. One day at work, I texted my girl everything I was gonna do to her later after I got home. I went all out. Didn’t hold back.I sent the text, and ten minutes later, my aunt texted: “Oh, dear. You sent this to the wrong person. Try again."S**t..
Dont have a bad text but I did once get drunk and called my dad while at a family reunion (i couldnt make it) and left him a 2.5 hour ramble of how great a father he was.He played it at the dinner.No hard feelings I thought it was funny as hell.
Not me. I had made out with a girl for the first time in high school and she asked for my number. In my adrenaline fueled daze I gave her my mom’s.I get out of play practice and as I sit down in the car she goes “So my son is a good kisser huh?” I wish god would have taken me right then.
Called my wifes dad sugar tits. “Hows it going sugar tits?“He laughed and brings it up once in awhile.
Autocorrect got me, I used to travel to regional towns as part of my sales job.I was on my way to a place called Lancelin and planning to catch up with friends that night.We were trying to work out a time to meet so I was quickly replying to messages between customer visits. Of course I didn’t see that my phone autocorrected Lancelin to lingerie!I sent a message saying “I’ll be in lingerie all day and should be home around 6"It took a while to live that one down.
I was sending an email from my phone about sodium iodide (NaI) detectors and it corrected it to Nazi detectors. I nearly sent an email about buying uranium for Nazi detectors.
I accidentally sent a picture of a man f*****g a watermelon to my nana. That was 20 years ago. She still has the picture and regularly reminds me of it.
I was trying to shave my penis with a electric razor and nabbed myself a little. So i thought it would be funny to send a picture to my friend with the caption “when i ask the barber to take a little off the top” but accidentally posted a picture of my bloody, flaccid, and bald penis to my public story on snapchat. Also, it took like 30 minutes before someone thought to say, “did you mean to post this?”.
I was in the backseat of a car with someone I didn’t like. I texted my mom how bad it was going and I accidentally send it to the person who happened to be driving. SIRI READ IT OUT-LOUD OVER THE APPLE CAR PLAY TO EVERYONE.
This guy I was friends with in a dark time in my life took another friend’s phone and changed the autocorrect. He made maybe the worst change ever. He changed the word people to the N-word’s.The other friend didn’t catch it until he group messaged people from his company during a business trip. He meant to send “when do we have to pick up these Pfizer PEOPLE from the airport?” Needless to say the autocorrect changed that.He was fired.It was shortly after that we realized that the first guy wasn’t quirky and funny but that he was toxic.
Back when my brother and I were in high school. my dad would get drunk, and be a jerk. Well my brother and I were each others support person. One day the whole family was in the living room together watching a movie. My dad had recently walked in, while my mom, brother, and I had been there for a while. Dad said some st that bothered me. So I went to text my brother about how much of an a***e dad is. Well I accidentally sent it to dad. My body went into shock. But my mind went into survival mode or something. Because I felt myself just push my phone into the crack of the couch.Then I walked straight to dad and said “hey I lost my phone, can I use find my iPhone on yours to find it?” He grabbed his, and said “oh a text from my son” I laughed and grabbed it before he read it, deleted the text, rung my phone, and was luckily in the clear. Ever since that day, I always clear my messages with him.
Oh man..My 21 yr old son (at the time) was living with me as he was between places and trying to sort some things out.At the time I had the Motorola Droid with the hardware keyboard so I tended to typey type and send without double checking my work.One day I meant to send him, “Can you join us for a sec?” as my gal and I needed help with something and really needed another pair of hands.Somehow not only did I typo that one word that you all see coming, but I double typoed it to send, “can you join us for sex?“When he sent back, thankfully, “uhh, I don’t think so” and I looked, confusedly, as to why the f**k he wouldn’t help us with something we needed him for…. I realized how I had f****d up.After my profuse apology and correction for what I meant to say, we never spoke of it again.
When I texted this girl I was going on a date with “Hey Olivia, I’m out front”….her name was Natalie. She never came out.
I accidentally sent my boss a message that meant to read “I have a bigger problem”. I missed the B and hit the N. Yes, he’s black 😭.
I was at work and tried to text my girlfriend, “I can’t wait to get home to f**k you in the a*s.“After it was sent I realized I had texted my mom. I quickly added that the text was not intended for her. She replied, “OKAY.“We never spoke about it.
In around 2001, I was an 18 year old team leader in a sales-based workplace. Importantly, I was shagging a chick on my team and while I was sitting on the toilet and she was outside ‘working’, we were sending each other some fairly raunchy messages. One of my team sent me a message at the same time, and so I then accidentally messaged Justine, the 40 year old matronly woman in my team, about the many explicit things I wanted to do with her vagina.I had a very red face and Justine laughed her a**e off.
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Accidentally texted my boss instead of my coworker. About how big of a b***h our boss is. Lol.Honestly it worked out bc we talked it out and resolved a lot of pent up tension but when I first realized I was like omfg.
I sent a text to my cousin in New Mexico instead of my FIL, letting him know my wife was in labor. He still made it to the hospital in time but barely.
He texted me a gym pic out of the blue, I texted him back a screenshot and the text“Omg what should I say”.
I was sexting a girl, and had another start to text me asking for advice on her car. Accidentally got the two swapped. Girl I was originally sexting was confused… but girl asking about her car was receptive and went along with it until I realized what I did.
Working at a non profit. The receip ant was a hardcore Texan conservative white guy. I was running late and sent him a text through voice:Me: “sorry about the wait, man”My phone: “Sorry about the white man”.
Worked as an IT auditor, i supposed to write “ill return the hard disk tomorrow” but finger slipped “ill return the hard d**k tomorrow”. Sent to female colleague.
Not a wrong text.. but i knew a girl who became a celebrity. She is a big time actress now.She had given me her number long back but I didn’t call/text her. But a few years after she blew up, me and my friends had gone drinking. On a game of truth or dare, they dared to give me my phone and they would text a random person.Guess who they chose… They sent a text saying " can we meet tonight”.I wanted to die.
My cousin had posted that she was going through a tough situation, so I ofc messaged to ask her what’s up. What I typed “Hey, I saw your post on FB, what’s going on?” What autocorrect did to me “Hey, I saw your pussy on FB, what’s going on?”I tried to quickly send a message to let her know what I actually meant and for some reason it didn’t send any of my tries. She read it and started to freak out big time.
Not a text but an email:I replied to an email during a brutal Child custody battle I was in.I typed a long-winded, a bit nasty, “showing my cards” reply, solely meant for my lawyer’s eyes….not realizing my reply “replied all” including the opposing lawyer.
I’m a realtor and I meant to text another agent trying to schedule a showing of their listing but I somehow accidentally sent a “sticker” of a sultry cartoon rabbit with pink cursive text that said “Netflix And Chill?”Tough to recover from that. I don’t even know how to GET to “stickers”. It was wild.
Not me, but my mom.When I was younger and much more mischievous, I particularly hated being told to wash the dishes. It wasn’t as if I didn’t ever do them, I was and still am a “is the sink full” kinda dishwasher, or if I needed a particular dish I would clean that and just not stop. But being told to wash the dishes?In all of my infinite wisdom, 14 year old me made a shortcut on mom’s phone that changed the word “dishes”to the German Oath to Hitler. I was very excited about the day it finally worked and laughed maniacally when the text was eventually delivered, and my plan had worked. After that, we both kinda just… forgot about it for a few months.Until my mom was in a bit of a rush at work, and tried to text me to wash the dishes before she got home so she could cook. She texted her boss.
One of my best friends in high school was a girl named Nataly and we were suuuuper close. One night I’m texting Nataly and I fall asleep mid-conversation. I wake up at 3:00am to a text saying “Hey, sorry I fell asleep. I love you, goodnight”. Which wasn’t weird at all, because we said “I love you” all the time. Without thinking, I reply back “I love you too! Goodnight Nataly!” And I get an immediate text back from my girlfriend who hadn’t texted me in hours saying “Wow, this isn’t Nataly but if you love her so much why don’t you be with her then”. I couldn’t help but laugh all the while knowing I f****d up lmao.
Was exchanging pics with my current FWB of us having sex. Accidentally sent one of her pegging me to another female friend, she’s super religious and was horrified.
Worst one was to a guy I was nannying for occasionally who was in my phone as just a first name which was the same first name of a guy my ex and I were talking to when we were doing stuff with other people and I sent a short video clip of me in bed (nude) pulling back the covers 😬.
Texted my best friend bitching about my roommate who I shared a dorm with. Except, my roomie and BFF have the same name 🤦🏻♀️. She got it while we were sitting next to each other.
My friends and I used to take pictures of our s**t and send them to each other to be gross. Make sure you put your dad in as Dad not as his name….
I once sent a dikpic to my sister instead of this girl I was talking to. Same name different spelling.
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