It’s not unheard of for random people on the street to say something, well…random. And whether they’re striking a conversation about something so out of context, no one would be able to crack the code, or yelling out something so inexplicable, it ought to leave everyone around noticeably perplexed, suchstrangerscan range from somewhat amusing to downright scary.
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Homeless guy on a bike after almost running into me rounding a corner:Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
A guy offered me 100 for my socks. I remained sockless for the rest of the day.
Years ago a very, very drunk man unsteadily approached my friend and I in the street. He was squinting at his watch and closing one eye to try and read it. When he finally got to us he asked “Is it 10 in the morning or 10 at night?”.
Them: “Anyone ever told you that you look like Vin Diesel?”Me: “No” (I do not look like Vin Diesel)Them: “ Well, you don’t.”.
A few hours after the 2001 World Trade Center attacks: “Lovely day for the first day of the Apocalypse, isn’t it?”.
Was walking my dog when a lady approached, leaned in close, and whispered, “They’re listening through the trees,” then just walked away like nothing happened. Haven’t looked at an oak the same since.
Many years ago while waiting outside a restaurant in New York City with my husband, his sister, and her husband, this lady came up to me and said “I love your coat, where’d you get it?“After I told her I got it from a thrift store, she started excitedly saying stuff like “I think that coat is designer, you could probably sell it for a lot of money, I’d love a coat like this” etc., and the whole time she was grabbing different parts of the coat and examining them like she was appraising it or whatever, and then she suddenly just quit and walked off without saying another word.I’m pretty sure she was just trying to distract me while she looked for my purse or searched my pockets or something but the joke was on her because I wasn’t carrying a purse and my husband had everything in his pockets so there was nothing to take lol.
I was walking my dogs, and this guy hesitantly passed us. Then he turned around and shouted, “YOUR DOGS ARE RACIST!” My dogs love everyone lol.
“Today, more adults were spanked than children"I kept walking.
In Long Beach, California when I was a teenager:Old lady walking past: “Oh you must be a smart boy—your head’s so large you must have a lot of extra brains.”I’m walking with a school friend down the street. A car stops in the middle of traffic and the driver, a middle aged woman, calls out, “Hey, are you two brothers?”Both of us look at each other and wonder, even if we were, is she going home and announcing excitedly, “Hey I saw a coupla brothers today!”?
Crazy homeless lady came up to me and in a deep raspy voice said “I’ve got bodies in my body”.
Once I was smoking a cigarette in a designated smoking area and some random lady came up to me screaming “HOW DARE YOU SMOKE THAT CIGARETTE IN FRONT OF ME DON’T YOU KNOW I’M A CANCER SURVIVOR”.
A girl said to me very low “I found your wife cheating on you” I don’t have a wife or girlfriend lol.
I had a man come up to me and say “you smell like you’re on your period.” I was.
At a bus stop very early in the morning sitting next to a very old lady with—I s**t you not—a school clock hanging around her neck. She pointed it towards me and asked me what time it was.
“I like your left foot”.
Once had a stranger ask if I believed in time travel.
“Good thing you’re wearing a mask, it’s important to protect your respiratories, they’re putting 5G towers in here soon and you’ll really need to be protecting your respiratories” from some lady smoking and walking her ancient beagle after I told her the dog was cute.
“Do you do MMA? You just have the kind of face that looks like it could take a punch”. - guy making my sandwich at Subway.
A homeless person in Santa Barbara walked up to me and said " Christmas in July man!” But it was December 15th.
Do you want to see the elephants.Someone said this to me in the mall. It took years to find out what tf they were talking about. I looked at them all confused and they walked away.Later I found out they were trying to sell me acid. Oddly enough it was my exhusband as teenagers. I was talking about the odd time someone asked me about elephants at the mall and he started laughing. Not the only time we had run into each other when we were younger. Another time I was walking out of someone’s house and we had a hey what’s up moment and went about our business.
Not on the street but at work one time a patient pulled out a bobble head of Gandhi and when I asked him why he has that he said “I don’t know I’m just from California”.
Kneel before Zod…(I was wearing a Supes t-shirt).
I was trying to rush to class and a guy popped out from behind a pillar and told me that I look like a female Skrillex. I got the distinct impression he had been waiting for me.
I was walking to my car and a guy stopped his weed wacker to say, “you look comfortable.” Then winked at me.
I want to lick your toes.
Give me milk to drink.
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Many years ago. I was waiting in line at the grocery store. A attractive woman told me she was going to un-alive the Queen. I live in the Midwest USA.
“Wanna muffin? Here, I promise I didn’t poison it.”.
Is your dog for sale? I’ll give you £50 right now. I said no. He increased the price. I said no again and then ran away. I was like 12.
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Dude walked up to me and my girlfriend and just yelled “NEW YORK CITY!!!!” then kept walking. We don’t live in NYC nor did we have NY apparel on.
“I have some genuine Sasquatch leavings I’d like to sell to you!”.
“Are you interracial?” … I look like Woody Allen and Carrot Top made a love child.
I was in an Argos once waiting in line and an old fella walks over to me and starts telling me how Putin isn’t as stupid as America thinks and something about Kissinger that I don’t actually remember, I just remember googling who Kissinger was after that day.I live in Ireland and this was in 2019. There was no reason to bring this up.
What’s the frequency, Kenneth??
“I like your hair, can I have it?”.
Was getting fuel at a gas station. Guy proudly swaggers over to me and says, “I know you seen my blue truck.” There was no blue truck.
Literally yesterday was with my bf looking at the tech gadgets in walmart and this dude comes up to us and asks us if we believe in God, and that we are God’s representation of Adam and Eve on Earth made to God’s likenesshe then went on a spiel while looking up bible verses on his phone until my bf and i politely interrupted him and walked away lmao.
I crossed paths with an older man in the grocery store and said “excuse me”. He gave me a wild-eyed look and said “Caca!”. I peaced out of there and went over to my husband. The word of the day after that was, of course, Caca!
“I have $55 and a bottle of rum, is that enough to rent you for an hour?” He was homeless…
“My sister stole $17 million from me and hired six cops to kill me. The Aryan Brotherhood and MS-13 are protecting me until I can hire a lawyer to sue my sister and get the money back.“This woman had been sleeping in a doorway across from my previous place of employment for at least two years before she told me this, repeatedly refusing to stay in a shelter unless the temperature was below zero.
Not to me but I saw a homeless person in the crosswalk walk directly up to this group of passing girls and burp in their face.
There was an injured pigeon on the floor and some woman came up to me and my mate and asked us to stamp on it to put it out of its misery (fyi we did not).
Lady started going off about how she’s working with the CIA doing deep undercover investigation on people who were gang stalking her.
I had a guy come up and start rapping at me, he then tried to sell me a mix tape.
I was wearing a T-shirt that said Ugly Kid on the front. And some middle aged fella stopped me and said - I bet you weren’t an ugly kid 🤨.
A homeless dude once called me a “police-a*s white boy” as I walked past him.
I was eating Ramen one night at 7-11 and some dude walked over to scratch a lottery ticket told me his as will get f***d tonight if he doesn’t get it right this time. Then he just walked away after.
“You look like Finch from American Pie if he was taller and on steriods”.
My husband had somebody asked him where he could get a labotomy when he was at the pharmacy. He said you need a doctor first.
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