If you’ve ever planned a wedding, you’ve likely been bombarded with a host of expectations and recommendations. You may have heard that “you’ve just got to have a bouquet toss!” Or reminded not to forget your “something blue” and “something borrowed!”
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Smashing cake in the faces. What a tacky thing to do.
The newlyweds going into large amounts of debt to have the “perfect” wedding.
Any references to the groom being “tied down” or the bride being the old “ball and chain”. Like f**k why do we keep acting like married couples hate each other?
I found out in some wedding traditions, the groom removes the garter from the bride with his teeth in front of everyone, and that sounds intensely uncomfortable to me.
Brides family pays for the wedding. There are 2 people in the relationship, so why? If you have parents paying for it, it should be a shared cost. Realistically, I think the bride and groom should pay for their own wedding. Either way, the cost shouldn’t fall on a single party.
The fact that the second you mention anything is for a wedding, the price jumps x100.My daughter’s wedding planner bought round, decorated cakes from a local baker and stacked them herself with a wedding topper for a tiny fraction of the price the same bakery would have charged for the same cakes for a wedding.
Bachelorette/bachelor parties in cultures where they’re more or less expected to revolve around or at least include sexual and/or humiliating activities. Plus points if the goal is to get the bride/groom p**s drunk too. In my world, those events are a way to celebrate a friend and their marriage, not something that should embarrass them or have any hints of the absolute gross “last night of freedom” idea, no matter how jokingly. It’s extremely weird and uncomfortable to me and I’d never partake in it.
As for brides and grooms who feel pressure to continue these traditions, even if they may not like them, Jhona urges them to stand up for themselves and their preferences. “It’s your wedding day, and you should be able to celebrate it in a way that reflects your style, values, and vision,” the expert says. “Don’t let anyone else dictate what you should or shouldn’t do, especially if it makes you uncomfortable or unhappy.”
I’m half South-Asian, so we have this “tradition” where the bride is expected to be sad and quiet/shy during the ceremony. The elders typically look down on brides who are happy, dancing, etc. It’s such bs and needs to be abolished.Also, there’s an expectation to invite and cater to people that you don’t even know. Friends of friends that are supposed “family”. You’re also expected to invite family members even if you don’t like them.The show of force, as I like to call it, is another thing that irks me. The weddings that I have attended have always been big, flashy events. Gotta have the best cars, big venues, tons of people, flashy designer stuff, etc.I’m not a fan of it. To me, it just looks like you’re spending thousands to impress people that you don’t even know or like, lol. It’ll all be a distant memory to them once it’s over and something new pops up.
“Mr. and Mrs. John Smith”.
Vows along the lines of “wives, submit yourself to your husbands”
“Of course, this doesn’t mean you have to be rude or dismissive of other people’s opinions or expectations,” Jhona added. “You can still be respectful and diplomatic, but firm and assertive. You can explain your reasons for choosing or rejecting certain traditions, and offer alternatives or compromises if possible. You can also enlist the help of your partner, friends, or wedding planner to support you and communicate with others on your behalf.”
Most of them. Honestly, the excessiveness of weddings these days is nauseating to me. Not sure if that qualifies as a “tradition.” I don’t care for grandiosity when it comes to a one day ordeal that is truly meant for the bride and groom. It shouldn’t have to be a big production to entertain everyone else.
Honestly, the fact that people feel pressured to throw this massive, expensive extravaganza. Bring back the backyard weddings with a chill cookout.
The 67000000000 pre wedding events. Bridal shower, bachelorette all that dumb expensive stuff.
“Remember, the most important thing is that you and your partner are happy and satisfied with your wedding day, not anyone else,” Jhona added.
In my country groom acts like he is paying for the bride, he brings money and there come few men dressed as a fake bride and groom is like “I don’t like this one, bring me next!” And then comes the real bride who he “buys”
The garter toss. It needs to die like yesterday. It’s so crude. I did it at my wedding when I got married to my ex husband and if I have a big wedding for the next time, we’re 86ing it. I felt gross when we did it.
Honestly, being forced to wear WHITE HEELS that I’d never wear again… I bought bright peach flats that I wore ALL DAY. My MIL wasn’t amused, especially at church. I, however, was delighted that after all of the other concessions I made that day, that I was able to stand my ground in the Orthodox church. But, afterward, I wore them until they became a different color and clearly well worn. No regrets!
Money dance. So incredibly tacky.
“I now pronounce you Man and Wife!“Was he not a man before? Is she just a wife now? If people started saying “I now pronounce you Woman and and Husband!” people might think that sounds weird, but it is exactly the same and just as odd.
I don’t know if this is a tradition or more of a general sentiment, but phrases like “getting it out of your system” and “last fling before the ring” regarding indulging in some debauchery before the wedding ceremony are just disgusting.The idea that someone would feel “the need” to possibly cheat on their partner is awful. There are plenty of couples who go to strip clubs together, too, and that enjoyment wouldn’t disappear after a wedding.I have heard in movies excuses like, “Oh, at least he/she did it before the wedding” (and let’s be honest—the excuse almost always applies to the male partner).
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“I think [the trend of personalized vows] is a wonderful and refreshing way to celebrate the uniqueness and authenticity of each couple and their relationship,” Jhona says. “It also gives the guests a chance to witness and share in the couple’s emotions and stories, and to feel more connected and involved in the ceremony. I highly recommend this trend to any couple who wants to add a personal touch and a creative flair to their wedding day.”If you’d like to hear more about trends or traditions you might want to incorporate into your big day, be sure to visitBespoke Bridefor endless inspiration!
“I think [the trend of personalized vows] is a wonderful and refreshing way to celebrate the uniqueness and authenticity of each couple and their relationship,” Jhona says. “It also gives the guests a chance to witness and share in the couple’s emotions and stories, and to feel more connected and involved in the ceremony. I highly recommend this trend to any couple who wants to add a personal touch and a creative flair to their wedding day.”
If you’d like to hear more about trends or traditions you might want to incorporate into your big day, be sure to visitBespoke Bridefor endless inspiration!
Inviting everyone you’ve ever met.Or on the flip side when people you don’t see much are upset they’re not invited.Not sure if that counts as tradition but dang. Just invite the ones you like. Lol
I wouldn’t say they irk me but I think wedding favours are a bit pointless. When I was a waitress in a hotel that did a lot of weddings, around half the guests wouldn’t take them and they just ended up either getting thrown away or dumped back on the bride and groom the next day, and it just felt like such a colossal waste of money.(This is why when I got married, the ‘favours’ were a striped paper bag in our wedding colours - like the kind you get at the fair or in old fashioned sweet shops - with a slice of wedding cake and a teabag with a blend of tea my ex-husband and I made ourselves, so when people got back to where they were staying they could have some tea and cake.)Oh, and also the idea that the best man’s speech has to be a relentless mickey take of the groom. A bit of light ribbing is OK but I’ve seen more than one that just descended into outright meanness about the groom, his new wife and her family, and it’s not a pleasant experience for anyone involved.
Well, not to be a party pooper but I hate the messy ‘hen nights’ and ‘stag dos’ we have in the UK. We’ve managed to traumatise (well, heavily p**s off) most of Europe with these kinda do’s going on in places like Amsterdam, Malaga, Budapest, Benidorm to list a few. It’s embarrassing to be English nowadays, and them day drinking wrecks have a bit to do with it.I went to college in York and it’s hen and stag do central there because of the pubs and horse racing (and the fact is quite pretty). They caused a lot of vomit on the lovey cobbled streets, in broad daylight, on a sunny Saturday.
The separation of men and women in wedding parties. I’m from a very traditionally Catholic family and am very close to my youngester brother.The spot of best man always goes to someone in your family that you are closest to (something my mom and dad told my older brothers who each chose each other) but when it came down to my younger brother and I my mom actually laughed at the idea of me being my brother’s best maid.
I adore marriage, and have been married over 40 years to my favorite person!But most wedding traditions– nay, all of them!– are upsetting. Archaic, and they smack of ownership and dominion, not partnership.If I went back in time, I would want us to just elope quietly, skip all the silliness, and I would keep my maiden name.
I’ve been a bridesmaid (or attendant) in 9 weddings. I have come to really hate weddings. I’m so over wearing an ugly dress (unfortunately I have yet to be in a wedding where I liked the dress), spending copious amounts of money, and feeling like glorified servant. It costs me usually around $1000 to be a bridesmaid! Do you know what I could’ve purchased for $9k at this point?!? I think the costly expectations of friends and family are the absolute worst part of the wedding industry. The ugly dress is just the salt in the wound lol.
Honestly, how many events there are surrounding it (stag and doe, bridal shower, engagement party, Bachelorette, you name it) and how expensive everything is. Getting people to travel etc…expensive bridesmaids dresses…don’t even get me started on how much brides spend.I would rather none of the big parties leading up to it, a simple enough ceremony (not a destination wedding because honestly you shouldn’t do that unless you can cover people’s travel expenses), a cheap dress (under $1k), and spend more money on the honeymoon and you know, starting your life together.
Checking the bedsheets for blood the morning after. Taken so seriously in some areas that you can buy fake blood capsules to fool the parents.
No shade toward people who do a bouquet toss because it’s fun and silly and makes you happy, but I personally did not want my wedding to perpetuate a game that makes a bunch of women in heels and nice dresses engage in physical combat for the privilege of being the next woman to get married. The whole “being married to a man is such a prize that women will elbow their girlfriends right in the face in order to beat them to it, and being married to a woman is such a burden that that men have to be forced into it” narrative is tired as hell.
Too many to choose my top irk. So many wedding/marriage traditions are so archaic and/or cringeNote: most of these are based on het weddings/marriages. Totally understand and love that not all weddings feature a bride or groom- the wedding dress color reflecting the bride’s sexual past (I get that this isn’t a big thing anymore but still)- the father “giving” the bride to the groom- wearing a veil- the bride changing her last name but not the groom- joking that the bride/marriage is awful (rude toasts, cringy wedding toppers showing the groom trying to run away and the bride dragging him)- digging the garter from under the brides skirt and flinging it at the unmarried men. Like what?!- making the bridesmaids wear the same color/style dress regardless of their body types/preferences/budgets- going into debt for a one day event- expecting others to go into debt as part of the wedding party (expensive clothes, destination parties, gifts, etc)- being so rushed that the bride and groom can’t enjoy their day or spend a few moments together
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Being given away like women are property.Grooms doing a speech, but wives aren’t supposed to.Vows (honour and obey. Rraaalllllppphhhh)
Bouquet toss. We didn’t do it at our wedding. Feels kind of degrading to have all my unmarried female friends fighting over flowers for who will be “next” 🤮
Honestly the idea of having bridesmaids really rubs me the wrong way. I can’t help but feel like it’s super cliquey. A wedding shouldn’t involve a popularity contest.
Pretty much everything american. Idk much about other countries but I hate the commercialization of weddings. I find it to be gross. We eloped to the courthouse and do not regret it.
The dress 🤢 im personally over the whole “white for purity” thing im so tired of the same boring white wedding dresses , give me quinceñera type wedding dresses, give me ethereal magically lord of the rings type dresses anything but the ol white wedding dress
Many US wedding traditions irk me a lot, but we don’t have them in France, so if I think about the ones we have here…It’s either the father giving the bride away (it reeks of patriarchy so much, and what if you don’t have a dad like many people) or throwing rice at the groom and bride after the ceremony (it’s not as deep, and it’s not that bad, but I imagine spending the reception afterwards finding rice in all your clothes, having to dance with rice stuck in your underwear…)
Not really a tradition but the idea that how you dress up can’t upstage the bride. I’m not gonna wear white or show a bunch of skin, but I’m gonna look GOOD. Don’t you want your guests and bridesmaids to look fabulous? If I ever have a wedding, my girlfriends better serve me runway looks. Give me high fashion! I want drama! And if the bride has a problem with my great sense of style then maybe she should have tried harder 🤷🏽♀️
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