Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit, North West, Apple, Audio Science, Sage Moonblood – turns out, some folks can get pretty creative when it comes to their children’s names!Well, you’re in luck because today,Bored Pandatook this viral Reddit thread and compiled a list of the best “worst” names a kid can have. We hope you’ll enjoy the article, and don’t hesitate to add the quirkiest monikers you’ve encountered in the comment section below.More info:RedditThis post may includeaffiliate links.

Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit, North West, Apple, Audio Science, Sage Moonblood – turns out, some folks can get pretty creative when it comes to their children’s names!

Well, you’re in luck because today,Bored Pandatook this viral Reddit thread and compiled a list of the best “worst” names a kid can have. We hope you’ll enjoy the article, and don’t hesitate to add the quirkiest monikers you’ve encountered in the comment section below.

More info:Reddit

This post may includeaffiliate links.

X Æ A-12Musk is a cruel bastard. There are other really terrible names, but that has to be the most idiotic.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Came across someone in a park once (England, nowhere weird) who was yelling ‘Excalibur!’. Thought it was a dog, nope, it was a lad.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Nevaeh…just f**k off.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

North West 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Kashmonay. Woman with this first name was arrested for stealing $170,000 worth of merchandise from Ulta.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

I worked in admissions as a tour guide in college. When we didn’t have tours during our shift we stuffed envelopes. I’ll always remember Sylver Blades and Mystic Powers receiving mailings.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

I knew a guy who always wanted be called AJ in school. His legal name was Adolf.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

I met a kid named Qua’Duffius when I was in middle school. He said it was pronounced Kwa-doof-ee-us. Worst one I’ve seen in person.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

I’ma throw the twins in my school name Easton and Weston under the bus here.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Pubert

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Met a girl named Jennifert in college…Jennifer with a T. Why? Because her parents wanted her to be different.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

I’ve twice tried to post this on the tragedeigh Facebook group and haven’t been approved because they think I’m bulls***tting, but I have had confirmation on this from several people who lived in my city at the time of this.My mom taught at a school in the 80s where there was 2 siblings, one named Hallelujahthemessiahiscoming, and Repentorburnforever.I thought my mom was BSing for years until my coworker told me my mom was a teacher at her school when she was a student in the 80s.i asked my coworker about this, and she said yes, she was a little older than those kids but remembered them because they were in swimming classes at the local pool she was a lifeguard at. She told me her younger brother knew them and said at least one of them got into [illegal substances] later.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

We met a kid at the playground the other day named Skillet

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

I swear if I see one more kid named Khaleesi 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

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29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

DerfNot joking. Was working security in MN and a trucker came in to sign in. As he’s writing his name, I glanced at his name. ‘Derf’. I felt bad for his childhood.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Being a boy named sue

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Gaylord

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

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Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Abcde.Unlike some urban legends like La-a, there are actually people named this. At least 373.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Candida.And yeah they get named that, I know of 2.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Brayden or Jayden or Brayleigh or whatever dumb version of that.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Thurman murman

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Her name is CHASTITY. She is white trash!

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Innocent

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

naming a girl konan lol

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Aiden or any variation. Not because of the name itself but any teacher can tell you students with that name are 99% behavioral issues.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

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