28 Instances Kids Blurted Something That Made Adults Realize Their Own ‘Ancient’ Age

My twin daughters will turn ten in 2 weeks, and just recently, one of them sincerely asked if I watched Mr. Beast as a kid, and was incredibly surprised when I admitted that this guy is actually a whole generation younger than me. Yes, kids sometimes make us feel like dinosaurs - that is, incredibly ancient.If you needed proof -here’s this viral thread on X (former Twitter), where moms and dads share stories about how a normal conversation with their kid turned out to be another unnecessary reminder that we are all ‘fossils.’ However, if we put aside the slight sadness, then all these tweets just look really amusing.More info:XImage credits:Andrea Piacquadio (not the actual photo)This post may includeaffiliate links.

If you needed proof -here’s this viral thread on X (former Twitter), where moms and dads share stories about how a normal conversation with their kid turned out to be another unnecessary reminder that we are all ‘fossils.’ However, if we put aside the slight sadness, then all these tweets just look really amusing.

More info:X

Image credits:Andrea Piacquadio (not the actual photo)

This post may includeaffiliate links.

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If we abstract from the fact that we really are getting older with every single day, then the whole point is that children, whether ours or not, often tell us the truth - or what they consider to be the truth, to our face. Various social boundaries and restrictions haven’t yet become entrenched in their minds - so we get funny dialogues and scenes like these when adults do realize their age.

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“Many people say that the subjective perception of time differs between children and adults - and this is true,” says Irina Matveeva, apsychologist and certified NLP specialist, with whomBored Pandagot in touch for a comment here. “And it’s not just about some mental factors, often about ordinary arithmetic.”“Just judge for yourself - if, let’s say, for a 40 Y.O. person one year is 1/40 of their life, then for a 4 Y.O. kid, a year is a whole quarter of their life. Accordingly, everything that happened before - especially if it was long before their birth, is history. Ancient history. Even more ancient, the younger the child. Well, only then do various psychological factors come into play, such as differences between generations…" Irina summarizes.

“Just judge for yourself - if, let’s say, for a 40 Y.O. person one year is 1/40 of their life, then for a 4 Y.O. kid, a year is a whole quarter of their life. Accordingly, everything that happened before - especially if it was long before their birth, is history. Ancient history. Even more ancient, the younger the child. Well, only then do various psychological factors come into play, such as differences between generations…" Irina summarizes.

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Well, in the end, you and I are really old, aren’t we? Chris Columbus, while filmingHome Alone, tried to specifically “erase” any obvious “time markers” so that his creation would look “out of time,” relevant to any viewer (perhaps the only obvious marker there is the cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan at the McCallisters' house). But he also miscalculated.For example, my friends’ child, having watched the movie for the very first time, was so surprised: “Why didn’t Kevin just text his parents that he’s okay?” And what can adults tell him, since any explanation will simply be a recognition of one’s own ‘antiquity’? Well, somewhere between the dinosaurs and the pyramids of Egypt…

For example, my friends’ child, having watched the movie for the very first time, was so surprised: “Why didn’t Kevin just text his parents that he’s okay?” And what can adults tell him, since any explanation will simply be a recognition of one’s own ‘antiquity’? Well, somewhere between the dinosaurs and the pyramids of Egypt…

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