Online shopping is an adventure in itself, but sometimes the real entertainment lies not in the products, but in the reviews. From epic fails to unexpected wins, the opinions of fellow shoppers can be just as hilarious as they are informative. Buckle up, because we’ve rounded up 22 of the funniest product reviews that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and maybe reconsidering that impulse purchase). These next few reviews prove that sometimes, the most mundane products can inspire the most epic (and hilarious) customer rants to tickle your funny bone but be warned, you might be inspired to try some of these for yourself…This post may includeaffiliate links.
Online shopping is an adventure in itself, but sometimes the real entertainment lies not in the products, but in the reviews. From epic fails to unexpected wins, the opinions of fellow shoppers can be just as hilarious as they are informative. Buckle up, because we’ve rounded up 22 of the funniest product reviews that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and maybe reconsidering that impulse purchase). These next few reviews prove that sometimes, the most mundane products can inspire the most epic (and hilarious) customer rants to tickle your funny bone but be warned, you might be inspired to try some of these for yourself…
This post may includeaffiliate links.
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Review:“At first I wasn’t sure if spending money on a sticker of an old lady with an inhaler was a good idea but once I got it I knew I had made the right choice. She keeps me company in my apartment since I don’t have any actual friends, we eat, play board games, and watch tv together. We have so much in common like our love for breathing and other things. She doesn’t argue like real people do and Unlike a girlfriend I don’t have to take her on dates, worry about keeping her happy and she doesn’t nag me for money. Overall I am 100% satisfied with my purchase.” -Andy
Review:“I got these pens partly because people made fun of the fact that they were for women. I got them to write anti-feminist articles. Really I thought if I bought them I might actually get good at things like vacuuming and washing dishes and decorating. The pens work great but I’m still not very good at homemaking. Dang.” -Linda
Review:“I have to admit I am a bit of a reluctant cat owner. However, I’ve realized that I can’t put off some of these conversations any longer. This book really helped give me the tools I needed in order to have the hard conversations with my cat. The chapters on abstinence, while a little uncomfortable, or particularly cogent to our cat’s experience. This book has literally saved my relationship with my cat and I cannot recommend it enough. This morning I found him reading it when I woke up and it brought tears to my eyes. Thank you so much to the author and everyone who helped create this book, you are doing God’s work.” -Michael Tallino
Review:“I use this working on the space station and other missions. Gravity is not an issue hence weight is not an issue. Having this many functions on one carry item that I can keep in my chest pouch comes in handy. Especially during exigent and emergent situations. One time I even threw it, stiking an asteroid and was able to deflect the asteroid just enough to keep it from hitting our station. Bottom line… It saves lives!” -Keith Miller
Review:So I wake up in the middle of the night in my 2 bedroom apartment. I find me roommate passed out face down on the wooden floor. I think nothing of it and go back to sleep. The next morning I wake up to go to work and there is a homeless guy asleep on my couch. My roommate woke up still drunk and had made friends with a bum. And this is the second time he let a stranger off the street just stroll in and pass out. Great.You are probably thinking what does this have to do with my arts and crafting.Well I bought this product and proceeded to cover everything my roommate owns in glitter. Every T shirt, every book, ever pair of shoes, his bed… I covered his entire life in glitter. He will have glitter in every crevice of his existence until he dies.Did some track out all over my apartment? yes.Does the carpet look like a care bear farted all over it? Yes.Did he threaten to kill me? Sure.But will he ever let another stranger sleep on the couch? NoWill I ever have to worry about a random guy off the street murdering me in the night? NoAll the security for just $12.44. Unbelievable Staggering Value. Cannot recommend enough." -Brian Spatz
Review:“It is not cat food.Does anyone know if there’s a cure for sudden tentacles? The cat’s huge and well, doesn’t really look much like a cat anymore. She still answers to Muffin though. However, if she rubs against my bare leg one more time her new name will be calamari.” -General Garbage Person
Review:“they’re crap, but it’s quantity over quality. passed them out at a protest against the westboro baptist church to drown them out. not the loudest on their own, but when you’ve got 70 odd angry queers kazooing in unison, well…” -E. Parker
Still not convinced that online reviews are the best form of entertainment? These next few reviews will prove you wrong. Get ready to laugh until your cheeks hurt as you delve into a world of unexpected twists, hilarious misunderstandings, and brutally honest opinions.
Review:“I purchased this book as I was tired of people sitting too near me on public transport.” -Rico
Review:“Well, what can I say. It never occurred to me that there are people out there who’s head diameter is the same as their wrist diameter, but apparently there are. Unfortunately, my wife isn’t on of them. It was almost worth keeping just for the laughs. She could not pull the thing over her head. You can see in the photograph what I mean. If you are considering this turtleneck please be aware, they are taking the word ‘turtleneck’ quite seriously. Am sending back. Amazon is very good about returns.” -James4257
Review:“My wife bought this for our pregnancy announcement and it was too big. I saw my opportunity and I knew what I had to do.This dress does it all!You want feel pretty? CheckMajestic? SurePregnant? Of courseHot? It’s lit famI’d rate this a perfect 5/5, I’m not sure how it works for the ladies but it made me feel like a queen.” -Gil
Review:“I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children. They are terrified of the mask. Whenever they protest about their bedtime, or ask for too many sweets, I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is King Penguin.” -Randi Elizabeth
Review:“What better way to start off your morning other than danny devito standing at your bed frame. His glorious partially balding head shines the sun from the window right into you eyes. It’s almost like having a kiss from an angel. If the angel was disgusting and short.” -Isaac
We’re not done yet! Get ready for another round of comedic gold as we uncover even more side-splitting reviews. From scathing critiques to unexpected praise, these customer opinions are sure to leave a lasting impression. But rest assured, we won’t blame you if you get a little curious to try some of them out for yourself!
Review:“I just picked uuyp my laptop hoder from the post offfice and I’m ddriving home now. It’s OK Iguess, but the bumpy road majkes it hard to type. And theree’s a lot of pedeestrians and traffi c that keep distracti9ng me fromm my computer.It’s prolly OK ffor web browsing or email, but I don’gt think it will be so useful for mmore complex tasks. Oh, and yyou can’t make any sharrp turns. So when you turn right, somnetimess you have to use the oppsing lane of traffic.” -John Meinken
Review:“if I could give these sponges a million stars I would. I love them so much I couldn’t even bring my self to use them I drew faces on them, they are now my friends and I have a little over 40 sponges! I am soon ordering more. I LOVE THESE SPONGES! they are a gift from god!” -Juliennes
Review:“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone…. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old “I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!” These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That’s when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!” -Mrs T
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Review:“Love this, I hate my wife’s cat but it made my wife pretty happy that the cat can come into out bedroom at will now and claw the dogs while they sleep. I installed this in just a few minutes, threw some Woodglue on to reinforce it, dried it for a few hours … boom it’s sturdy and gets the job done. I hate that cat but his door is pretty cool.” -Rachel & Noel
Review:“I didn’t know before drinking Black Rifle Coffee Company (BRCC) coffee how great life could be. Ever since I took that first glorious sip I started to feel the power of our great nation flowing through my veins. I walked taller, stood prouder and an aura of red, white & blue emitted from me. Now that I drink BRCC coffee daily, I have almost no free time, as women who I meet insist I take them out on dates. On a recent trip to a local park, I was startled when a majestic bald eagle, wearing an American flag as a cape and carrying an AR-15 in its talons landed on my shoulder. The eagle bestowed me with the AR-15, nodded in approval and took off, soaring into the heavens. Every bacon cheeseburger I’ve eaten since has somehow tasted sweeter, fresher and (Dare I say) more American . I’ve also mastered the art of hand-to-hand combat, with zero prior experience or training. The only warning I can include in this review of BRCC is to buy their coffee and products NOW, before you’re the odd man (or woman) out and destined to spend the rest of your life in a constant state of envy, wondering about the life you could have had if you’d just have clicked “Submit Order.” 🇺🇸☕️” -Mtn_Rougarou
Review:“I tried this on in a Walmart several years ago and always regretted not purchasing it. Sometimes I wear it just to remind myself that I can be whatever I want to be, even if I want to be a stack of pancakes. Butter looks real, do not bite, does not taste like butter.” -Amazon Customer
Review:“My hands are free, whilst my alcohol consumption increases.11/10 - Would buy again.” -cAznable
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