Let’s face it, sometimes the best part of online shopping isn’t the product itself, but the hilarious, witty, and downright bizarre reviews that come with it. So, get ready to ditch the product descriptions and head straight to the review section, because we’ve compiled a list of 22 items whose reviews are so funny, you’ll forget why you even started shopping in the first place.From brutally honest critiques to witty observations and laugh-out-loud anecdotes, these reviews are proof that the internet is a treasure trove of comedic gold. So, grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter as we dive into the world of hilarious product reviews.This post may includeaffiliate links.
Let’s face it, sometimes the best part of online shopping isn’t the product itself, but the hilarious, witty, and downright bizarre reviews that come with it. So, get ready to ditch the product descriptions and head straight to the review section, because we’ve compiled a list of 22 items whose reviews are so funny, you’ll forget why you even started shopping in the first place.From brutally honest critiques to witty observations and laugh-out-loud anecdotes, these reviews are proof that the internet is a treasure trove of comedic gold. So, grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter as we dive into the world of hilarious product reviews.
This post may includeaffiliate links.
Review: “I’ve never quite known life until I’ve owned this building. I feel like a landlord, farmer, and Minecraft advocate all in one little tornado proof cube. If you’ve ever wanted to find Love, buy this. If you’ve ever wanted to find happiness, buy this. If you’ve ever wanted to buy this, maybe buy this? Thank you so much for creating the place that I’ll spend my last days. Life is better with the foldable barn.” -Christian
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Review:“I was excited to receive my Nicodemus Coffin Bed and try it out, but I have to say that I am EXTREMELY unhappy with it! If I had more time I would explain further, but I think my phone battery is nearly dead and really what I need is someone to help a girl out. Really. OUT. The sound of the dirt falling has stopped and it’s getting really stuffy in this thi” -Lori Smith
Review:“Nothing holds the family together like a shared interest in the weapons of death.” -chollycee
Review:“After all these years the answer to the glass ceiling is FINALLY resolved. Squeal with glee! What was holding women back was not having this delicate pastel pen that was designed for HER. Who knew? The genius boys over at Bic did, of course! Why, I’m so giddy with excitement my husband may even get lucky tonight. ;)” -Robin
But we’re just getting started on this laughter-filled journey. Brace yourself for even more comedic gems that will have you questioning whether you’re shopping for products or stand-up comedy routines. They’re so witty and relatable that we think some of these reviewers have missed their true calling!
Review:“I love these things! I was just sitting on my couch minding my own business one night watching an episode of Southern Charm, when out of nowhere the ladies were taking Chambong shots. As a half classy and half trashy adult who also considers themselevs boujee, you can bet, I IMMEDIATELY ordered a set of these to try for myself. The excitement I felt when these got delivered on the very same night my friends and I were having a get together, is like no other. If you know…you know. I will NEVER regret this purchase! You gotta live boujee to be boujee BAY BE!” -Katieeeeeee
Review:“I highly recommend this product for anyone who is searching for the perfect Boss' Day gift. We got this for my boss, and he loved it so much he couldn’t even speak. Best.Employee.Ever.” -Ibuy2much
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Review:“I tell you no fable, I purchased this item -a steering wheel table. I bought it so that I could roll up the weed. So far this things been good to me. The school zone speed limit, 20 miles per hour; just fast enough so that I can devour; a little bit of, this tasty bud flower. On top of the table where I rest my 9, different items and I like the design. An idea I had, when I wasn’t sober, was that the designers included a cup holder. This, I’m sure. Designers ensure, give me a place to hold my liquor.” -Justin
Review:“This one should not leave my dad seatless. I find the book narrative somewhat splintered. The information that it piles on left me down in the dump. Maybe they can squeeze out a sequel or just a number two.” -TGAPOZ
Review:“Last night I suddenly awoke to a weird humming sound. Now usually I chalk this off to my air conditioner or the generator my neighbor uses to power his electrical bug killer, or even my chronic night terrors, but the sound was somehow different then all of these. Wondering what the noise was, I turned on the light. You should of seen my face when I saw a line of jelly beans leading out of my room and down the stairs.What could it be? Was it Aliens? Was it the Illuminati? Was it Obama? Was it all three?I didn’t want to give away my location, so I tried to follow the trail as silently as possible, and, fearing that the jelly beans were poisoned (you can never trust the government these days), I followed them down the stairs and across the hall. The trail ended at my front door, which, after gathering my wits for a few moments and making sure I wasn’t having another vivid hallucination involving that weird midget from Twin Peaks, Barry White, and the Pope, I opened the door.It was a full moon that night, regardless of what your fancy doo-dads might say. And there standing on the roof of my neighbors car, silhouetted in that large white orb, was the Funny Bunny Wind-up Jelly Bean Pooping Easter Bunny Candy Dispenser. Now, I don’t really believe in the supernatural, but that creature, machine, or whatever the hell it was looked like some sort of remnant of a long-passed Pagan Era, you know, the times when they worshipped Jim Belushi in a Toga and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.And so, awestruck, I pulled out the tungsten crucifix from under my nightshirt and chanted, “Funny Bunny Beanie Crapper, be gone!“BAM! I woke up, lying in my bed. Rushing outside, I found that the trail of jelly beans had disappeared, and the Funny Bunny with it. However, judging from the smell in my bathroom, I can easily assume that I ate them all.I don’t know if I will ever see that wind-up rabbit again. And so I sit, day after day in a café, hoping that one day, our paths may cross again. Sometimes I see it in my dreams, the kind where I wake up drenched in sweat in Ohio, with no memory of how I got there.I hope I will see it again. I hope it has remembered me. I hope it has not moved on. But real life is no fairy tale, and I know the Funny Bunny Wind-up Jelly Bean Pooping Easter Bunny Candy Dispenser doesn’t really love me. And at times like that, I can only sit back and cry.” -Bradley Singer
Review:“I rarely give a product a bad review because mostly I like all things. Unfortunately, this Jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz had no warning at all upon its label to people like me. People who have a hard time digesting milk. The Lactose Intolerant. I mean, I want to be tolerant of lactose, I really do. I fully realize that Lactose has every right to exist in the world. But, I just can’t. I’m not wired that way. So, not being warned I had a hefty glass full of the thick rich white goodness of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. Then I had some on dry cereal, just like another review suggested. Then, I couldn’t really get to sleep, I have a lot on my mind, so I drank a nice warm glass of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz to try to lull me to sleep. Without giving too much information, I am writing this from the bathroom. I haven’t been able to leave this room for 17 hours now. Please, good people at Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz INC., please include a warning upon the label.” -Gil Stump
Review:“How. I’ve always wanted to be a horse, to be able to trample and roam in the open fields of endless grass, and I have. I just knew one thing was missing. I didn’t look like the others. I tried walking/running on all four limps. No difference. I practiced my horse noises and mastered them. Still, no difference. I was trampling around and saw that elder horse was injured. He would have died if it wasn’t for me. I spent hours pulling him;his 2 front legs were snapped. I finally got him to shelter where the other horses were. The elder horse was so pleased with my rescue that I unleashed upon him, that he offered me one question of wisdom. I said, “I want to be able to prance among fields knowing that I was accepted among all the other horses. I just don’t know how to. I’ve tried everything from vocal exercises to changing the way I walk. I just can’t seem to do it.“Elder horse just smiled at me, which signaled that I’m close as ever to the answer that I ever have been before. The next words that came out of his mouth have changed my life ever since and that was “HORSE MASK”.” -Icedragon503
Review:“For the new Ph.D. starting out in her first job, who can afford $800 for full academic regalia? I’ve found this to be a really great option when money’s tight but your department chair expects you to walk at commencement. Sure, you could rent regalia from your institution and throw that money down the tubes, or you can purchase this and wear your own. I’ve recommended this product to several colleagues, all of whom have received numerous compliments on the shiny, slick fabric, fashionable length, and the playful atmosphere it creates at a normally solemn ceremony. I do think it works better for May commencement than December.” -A. Shouse
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